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by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:07 pm

yes, i can see that happening....sort of a post millenium post helco.

if 96' was a watershed year, what will 2008 be?

will this finally be the year where we just ALL SELL OUT? WHY THE FUCK NOT? IS'NT THAT THE AMERICAN DREAM?

it's the Horatio Harvey story....sell the whole fucking thing BMLLC, BMORG, all rights to everything to Disney for like, i dont know, a couple of hundred million...that would be cheap, just ask rupert murdoch who paid some ungodly sum for myspace, now the largest presence on the web...

produce ticket stubs from previous years and get DIVIDENDS! not just some fucking hippy playa schwag...

you know Nevada would love to do it....more tourists, more money...the same old schtick..god knows reno needs a fucking facelift as bad as katie couric does.

setting up a permanent temporary autonomous zone that would provide would be burners with all the experiences of years gone by...only safer and not as intense....

kind of like Jamaica, where white frat boys go to smoke dope for a week straight, pretend they like reggae, and then come back to fairfield conn. to marry missy, from groton, and sell insurance.

shit.....i just actually just made myself depressed.......where's my bong, dammit...

(after a period of time, simon comes back to the keyboard)

as i was saying, paul may have indeed been THAT LEMMING...

should we follow him?

i dunno, is there Bacon there?

by **wedeliver** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:48 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:......
as i was saying, paul may have indeed been THAT LEMMING...

should we follow him?

i dunno, is there Bacon there?

Didn't that smoke break help any?? Paul wasn't a lemming he was the walrus, and he's dead!

by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:19 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:for all of you younger burners, perry mason was some crippled fuck played by raymond burr...

I thought that was Ironsides...

by **wedeliver** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:38 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:for all of you younger burners, perry mason was some crippled fuck played by raymond burr...
I thought that was Ironsides...

Not only was this talented actor Perry Mason and Ironsides, he played the lead in the 1956 Godzilla.

by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:43 pm

wedeliver wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:for all of you younger burners, perry mason was some crippled fuck played by raymond burr...
I thought that was Ironsides...

Not only was this talented actor Perry Mason and Ironsides, he played the lead in the 1956 Godzilla.

You mean he was spliced in for american audiences. He was not the man in the monster suit...

by **wedeliver** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:03 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
wedeliver wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:for all of you younger burners, perry mason was some crippled fuck played by raymond burr...
I thought that was Ironsides...

Not only was this talented actor Perry Mason and Ironsides, he played the lead in the 1956 Godzilla.
You mean he was spliced in for american audiences. He was not the man in the monster suit...

Correct. 1st movie made in 1954, in '56 Raymond Burr shot his sceens for the movie and they were spliced in for the American release.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:30 pm

i told you, i was channelling 'grandpa' from the simpsons....

dont expect any of my facts to be too accurate...

was ray gay? did someone say that?

omg.....next thing you know they'll be saying liberace and gomer pyle were lovers...

by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:10 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
omg.....next thing you know they'll be saying liberace and gomer pyle were lovers...

I think they were in a love triangle with Rock Hudson.

by **wedeliver** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:37 pm

Here is what google got me...now it's not what it seems to be, probably shouln't even pass it on....but

http://bestandworst.com/v/61095.htm

by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:17 am

www.DateACrossDresser.com

just do it.

by **Toolmaker** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:45 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:www.DateACrossDresser.com

just do it.

I probably shouldn't encourage you but fuck it.

If I were ever to switch sides I would have to go with a shemale. I just cant get away from boobs. I need boobs. I thrive on boobs. I would die without boobies to play with.

Is that a plug for the boobie bar? You decide.

by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:53 pm

wedeliver wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:for all of you younger burners, perry mason was some crippled fuck played by raymond burr...
I thought that was Ironsides...

Not only was this talented actor Perry Mason and Ironsides, he played the lead in the 1956 Godzilla.

Yeah! and he's got a winery in Napa! Too!

Where's Paul's winery?

Or his wheelchair?

by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:45 pm

I think he lost his wheelchair when he was running from the Rangers.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:32 am

a Whinery?

what's every jewish american burner princess' favourite whine?

"I wanna go to Black Rock City"

by **wedeliver** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:13 pm

I just got the above...

Simon of the Playa wrote:
for all of you younger burners, perry mason was some crippled fuck played by raymond burr...

theCryptofishist wrote:
I thought that was Ironsides...

Raymond Burr was not crippled. (nor really just a fuck) after the Perry Mason series he played the part of Ironsides who was unable to walk after being shot by a sniper in the opening eposode.

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