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by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:04 pm

good gawd - tryna give me a heart attack?

i don't think i've had sex for a while.

perhaps the sudden increase in blood preassure?

the princess :twisted:

by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:19 pm

I still kick myself for not meeting Ivy while I was out there. I've made bad mistakes before...but this was a doozy.

by PJ » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:00 am

princess strych-9 wrote:i don't think i've had sex for a while.

If you're not sure, check for these warning signs:

• You're easily distracted from your work.
• Your clothing just seems...somehow...uncomfortable. You frequently shift about in your chair.
• You find yourself posting messages on the E-Playa.
• You find the statements of witty people irresistible.
• You have thoughts such as, "Goodness! I've never noticed how attractive those eyes are." You begin to think these things when visiting the zoo or a farm.

by **Ivy** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:19 am

Ah, don't worry about it. You're probably better off.

by **blyslv** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:35 am

Ivy wrote:So now I'm sitting here with nothing on but my fur coat and a key around my neck and I'm rather missing the playa.

Fuck.

OWW! Would you stop doing that! Some of us have to work!

No wait, on second thought never stop...

by **TestesInSac** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:58 am

Fuck thread or haiku?
Think I'll cross-thread these topics.
Oh, and Fuck Yer Day!

God-fucking-dammit,
all these happy playa dreams.
Where are my nightmares?

by **nymphgonebad** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:13 am

PJ wrote:
princess strych-9 wrote:i don't think i've had sex for a while.

If you're not sure, check for these warning signs:

• You're easily distracted from your work.
• Your clothing just seems...somehow...uncomfortable. You frequently shift about in your chair.
• You find yourself posting messages on the E-Playa.
• You find the statements of witty people irresistible.
• You have thoughts such as, "Goodness! I've never noticed how attractive those eyes are." You begin to think these things when visiting the zoo or a farm.

well, shit, pj. i've got all those symptoms. plus, now that i've given it some serious thought, it has been a while. no not two hours, more like a week - and while that may seem like a lot to some people, i am partnered and feel as if i should be getting more. maybe i'm a greedy, high-boxed bitch. maybe i'm just horny.

sigh

by **III** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:23 am

i fucked twice this morning.

woo hoo!!!

by **nymphgonebad** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:28 pm

bitch.

by **III** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:39 pm

>bitch.

only daddy gets to call me bitch.

by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:40 pm

Fuck!

That's all I needed to say.

by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:41 pm

Hey, Bitch! Who's yer daddy?

ok... I'm in a weird mood.

by **III** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:52 pm

>Who's yer daddy?

don't think you'd know her. she's not a burner.

although, to be honest, refering to her as "daddy" is probably no longer appropriate...

by **jaywalker** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:09 pm

stop it! stop it! stop it!

you are damaging my fragile little mind with your dirty revelations and innuendos.

Yet, I can't stop returning to these threads.....I'm doomed

by **III** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:25 pm

>damaging my fragile little mind

dude. i've seen your porn collection. is it just that it's your close friends engaging in perversion that bothers you?

by **jaywalker** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:53 pm

[quote="III']
dude. i've seen your porn collection. is it just that it's your close friends engaging in perversion that bothers you?[/quote]

What porn collection? I have one video that is a collector's item of sorts.

And....well...yes. Thank someone I haven't seen my friends engaging in perversion. I think I would react worse than I do to precipitates shirt. It's like eharing my folks talk about it.

Yes, I have odd quirks, but...that's me

by **Spokes** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 4:05 pm

Fuck!
Only one more important thing left to do this week,
drink heavily.

by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:40 pm

drink heavily.

Now *there's* an idea.

by PJ » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:31 pm

Ivy wrote:Or maybe even fucking...I read a book tonight. It'd been a long time. It felt good.

You know, you can do both at the same time.

by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:57 pm

both at the same time

If your fucking right it should really blow your concentration for reading.

by PJ » Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:05 pm

Lydia Love wrote:If your fucking right it should really blow your concentration for reading.

Depends on what you're reading.

by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:10 pm

what you're reading.

ok. That's true.

by **RebA!** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:01 pm

by **jaywalker** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:02 pm

fuck this new board. I fucking set my profile to not send me thread replies after getting 30 of them in 4 minutes.

And it's fucking still fucking sending the fucking emails!

[size=18]fuck[/size]

by **clandyone** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:16 pm

Best. Emoticons. Ever.

(Admittedly, it's a slow field)

by **TestesInSac** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:29 pm

Well, fuckin-A! I finally found the "General Discussion" forum. A bit more like before, and stupid as it sounds, it's brightening my outlook.

Yeesh!

by **nymphgonebad** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:49 am

jaywalker wrote:fuck this new board. I fucking set my profile to not send me thread replies after getting 30 of them in 4 minutes.

And it's fucking still fucking sending the fucking emails!

[size=18]fuck[/size]

just thought i'd share: i!!!! finallly!!!got!!!!! laid!!!!!!

by PJ » Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:41 am

princess strych-9 wrote:...it has been a while. no not two hours, more like a week - and while that may seem like a lot to some people, i am partnered and feel as if i should be getting more. maybe i'm a greedy, high-boxed bitch. maybe i'm just horny.

Talk to your married-with-kids friends--they can go decades without sex. (Or maybe you don't know any--not all of them have time to have friends.)

by **Spokes** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 6:18 am

Fuck your day.
Fuck your dog's day.
And for the sake of economy,
fuck your tomorrow and most of next week.

by **nymphgonebad** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 12:04 pm

PJ wrote:
princess strych-9 wrote:...it has been a while. no not two hours, more like a week - and while that may seem like a lot to some people, i am partnered and feel as if i should be getting more. maybe i'm a greedy, high-boxed bitch. maybe i'm just horny.

Talk to your married-with-kids friends--they can go decades without sex. (Or maybe you don't know any--not all of them have time to have friends.)

i have friends with kids. i have no kids; i specifically don't have kids so i can have sex instead.

ePlaya

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