FUCK! my housemate has been fucking since at least 11pm last night. Don't know if it's the same guy or if she's turning tricks. But I can hear every sound up in my office.
What she's NOT doing is cleaning my house.
Fuck!
Re: Fuck!
by mgb327 » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:30 pm
Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade.
Fixed it for ya.
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Re: Fuck!
by pink » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:37 pm
Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.
Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.
Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.
I'm not a slut, I'm good time floozy!
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Re: Fuck!
by Savannah » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:46 pm
mgb327 wrote:Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade.
Fixed it for ya.
Oh, thank you! I almost fucking forgot to curse!
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Re: Fuck!
by illy dilly » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:14 pm
pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.
Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.
Is she fucking while you're Clients are there?
Cause that would be seriously unacceptable! Guaranteed pack your bags and get the fuck out!
Is it possible that she fell asleep watching porn, with the volume up too load?
Savannah wrote:mgb327 wrote:Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade.
Fixed it for ya.
Oh, thank you! I almost fucking forgot to curse!
How the fuck, could you forget to fuck? I mean for fucks' sakes this is the fuck thread.
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Re: Fuck!
by clocksnmirrors » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:16 pm
mgb327 wrote:Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade.
Fuckin' fixed it for ya.
Fixed your shit the fuck up too...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee heee heee heeeee! *burp*
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Re: Fuck!
by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:51 pm
pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.
Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.
Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.
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Re: Fuck!
by Zhust » Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:08 pm
pink wrote:FUCK! my housemate has been fucking since at least 11pm last night.
I have the same problem except I live alone. FUCKING GODOT!
Fuck you, I love you,
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Re: Fuck!
by Savannah » Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:45 pm
Zhust wrote:pink wrote:FUCK! my housemate has been fucking since at least 11pm last night.
I have the same problem except I live alone. FUCKING GODOT!
Hahahaa!
. . . Also, FUCK.
What's that distant sucking sound? I don't think it's Pink's roommate . . . I think it's Decompression! Fuck it right in the ear!
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Re: Fuck!
by pink » Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:28 am
theCryptofishist wrote:pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.
Yah, I FUCKING hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.
Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.
Where? Who? Housework with a cute accent? Can I put him in a french maid outfit?
Yah, fucking while the clients were here, but I see them in another room that isn't above her bedroom. At least she was quiet while they were in the hallway. I guess she rarely sees her boyfriend & he was here.
*edit to add the obligatory FUCK!
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Re: Fuck!
by Shambala » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:25 am
pink wrote:
*edit to add the obligatory FUCK!
Pink, any derivative of fuck will work; fuck, fucks, fucker, fucked,fucking, fucktard, fuck-a-doo etc.
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Re: Fuck!
by theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:20 am
pink wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.
Yah, I FUCKING hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.
Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.
Where? Who? Housework with a cute accent? Can I put him in a french maid outfit?
Yah, fucking while the clients were here, but I see them in another room that isn't above her bedroom. At least she was quiet while they were in the hallway. I guess she rarely sees her boyfriend & he was here.
*edit to add the obligatory FUCK!
Fuck, don't you remember suggesting the very same to graidawg?
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Re: Fuck!
by pink » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:17 pm
Ah, but that was to work on the house. But cleaning works too. And he is much cuter than the current. But he ain't said yes! So, FUCK!
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Re: Fuck!
by Sail Man » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:53 am
Fuck! I can't wait for the election to be over. And all of the stupid annoying phone calls I don't bother to fucking answer.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Re: Fuck!
by unjonharley » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:50 am
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Re: Fuck!
by wh..sh » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:29 am
What a fucking mess!! My diabetic dog is now turning blind 
Breaks my fucking heart!
And to add to that, these doggy treatments are insanely expensive! It will cost a fortune to get his cataract sugery, which is not as bad as the seemingly not so expensive (3 digit) consultation fees and medications expense!
Does any presidential candidate care?
Breaks my fucking heart!And to add to that, these doggy treatments are insanely expensive! It will cost a fortune to get his cataract sugery, which is not as bad as the seemingly not so expensive (3 digit) consultation fees and medications expense!
Does any presidential candidate care?
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Re: Fuck!
by pink » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:46 am
I don't fucking answer my fucking house phone anymore. One tip for robocalls: they dial a bunch of numbers at once. If you don't pick up in the first few rings, and one of the other numbers does, it hangs up your phone. So wait a few rings before picking up. Or just let it go to voicemail like I do.
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Re: Fuck!
by jella » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:32 pm
Fucking Happy 76th Unjon 
Now for my fuck..Spent two hours on the phone learning about Chiari malformation Saturday
It seems all the years ( as a joke of course) we told my sister to get her head examined she finally did. She needs a hole cut into her skull so the brain has room to breathe so to speak. I would appriciate good vibes, prayers etc for a successful outcome.
Love you guys
Now for my fuck..Spent two hours on the phone learning about Chiari malformation Saturday
It seems all the years ( as a joke of course) we told my sister to get her head examined she finally did. She needs a hole cut into her skull so the brain has room to breathe so to speak. I would appriciate good vibes, prayers etc for a successful outcome.
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Re: Fuck!
by MacGlenver » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:41 pm
Fuck. Flights to london are >$1100 for a non-stop. Sigh.
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Re: Fuck!
by Savannah » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:43 pm
Thinking positive thoughts for those of you who are worried about others today . . .
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Re: Fuck!
by Jax Dee » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:33 pm
Hugs to all.
And I think my families cars are actively trying to break us all. I think I finally have a break this month and make some purchases that have been put off (like a winter coat for my son cause damn it got cold fast) and all of a sudden...account overdrawn and it's only the damn 10th of the month. Fuck you automobiles.
And I think my families cars are actively trying to break us all. I think I finally have a break this month and make some purchases that have been put off (like a winter coat for my son cause damn it got cold fast) and all of a sudden...account overdrawn and it's only the damn 10th of the month. Fuck you automobiles.
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Re: Fuck!
by maryanimal » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:54 pm
(((wh..sh))) I hope your doggy gets better soon. Give him a skritch between the ears and a pat on the head for me.
(((Jella and family))) God bless you all. My prayers are with you!
Happy fucking birthday UJ!! Have a crazy awesome day!!
(((Jella and family))) God bless you all. My prayers are with you!
Happy fucking birthday UJ!! Have a crazy awesome day!!
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Re: Fuck!
by theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:53 pm
Fuck. An ipod that suddenly stops is nothing compared to all the rest of this shit.
I hope things get better for you guys.
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