fresh wrote:I am having a hard time lately. my sarcasm seems to have lost its touch. any herbal supplements or prescription drugs that you might help?
No. You either have it or you don't. Be prepared for your doom at the Meet 'n Greet.
JayBobBoy wrote:My wife, who is not going and has been very generous and patient with me in my preparation, is sick and tired of hearing about it and wants this thing to be over with. Any suggestions on how to keep her happy until I leave on Friday?
The simple answer would be to shut the hell up about it, but I'm not sure that's possible!
If you can't shut up when she has clearly asked you to, you might as well look for new housing when you get back. It's a two-way street buddy - she lets you go, you let her have peace. Come on here and talk as much as you want, shut up at home - and bring her flowers & take her to a fancy ass-dinner to apologize.
theCryptofishist wrote:Oh, Eric, the Great and Powerful
What kinds of marker will mark on painted wood?
Good introduction. I may put it on a t-shirt. If it's painted with a water-based paint any permanent marker should work, if it's oil-based you need to use an oil-based marker. Hell, just get the oil-based, that will stick to any paint.
Conduit wrote:Eric forgive me for posting on your almighty thread but seeing that you don't have a wife I thought perhaps I could chim in...
Get your own damn thread if you think you're so clever. Also, get your facts right. Both a wife & a boyfriend, both for almost 27 years, and "special guest stars" to keep life interesting. There is a reason I am worshiped and feared.
For the rest of you - I loath popcorn*, get it out of my thread. I recommend a fine single malt & dark chocolate.
Conduit wrote:Sounds like I'm gonna have a really sore ass after the M&G.... well I'll take the lumps that I deserve...
You are assuming I will still acknowledge you. See hints on supplication posted earlier in this thread for ways to get back in my good graces.
BoyScoutGirl wrote:Somebody ought to do something about the wino getting in. What do you suggest, Eric?
As long as no red wine ends up on my white(ish) playa-dust, all is fine. I am the last person to judge based on someones alcohol consumption, unless they get between me and a boy.
*Really. Hate the stuff and I won't let it in my house.