BBadger wrote:Savannah wrote:NOTHIN' ta SPREAD. RIIIIGHT OUTTA the BOX..
Man, prelubed! And here I was thinking that the "smoothed hole" (you know, so they don't abrade the skin! OW!) discreet "pocket" catheters I see on commercials while watching late night Mission Impossible episodes were the state-of-the-art.
Can you just imagine sitting in cube-ville and some female spokesperson is walking down the aisle talking about pre-lubed catheters like they were the most interesting thing in the world?
I can now!
. . . I cannot believe my good fortune in finding that clip. I laughed so hard when it first aired that I quoted it on a sticky note on my desktop.
You ever watch some weird television show at 2am, and--based on the ads--realize that you are not the primary audience at all?
"Oh God, they're trying to sell me an Associates degree in Gunsmithing with a minor in Floral Design. And a One-size-Fits-All (Give Up Naow) Bra. If I keep watching this, I'll be wearing adult diapers by the 2nd hour of Sharktopus VS. Dinoshark."