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Postby goathead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:42 pm

after a short search, for a suitably insulting curse, noticed we do not have a thread for it.

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Re: Curse's

Postby TomServo » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:04 pm

Waste of sperm, fist magnet, sister fucker!
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing

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Re: Curse's

Postby Bob » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:22 pm

May all your children be born naked.
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Re: Curse's

Postby goathead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:23 pm

may your daughters marry someone like you.
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Re: Curse's

Postby goathead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:24 pm

I wish you no Burn.
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Re: Curse's

Postby maryanimal » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:25 pm

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Re: Curse's

Postby goathead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:30 pm

May the hair of One Thousand arm pits infest your camel.
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Re: Curse's

Postby maryanimal » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:43 pm

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!
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Re: Curse's

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:02 pm

may you get to heaven and find out you have to spend eternity with people you don't like.
"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".


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Re: Curse's

Postby Bob » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:35 pm

May Karl Rove orchestrate your birthday party.
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Re: Curse's

Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:05 pm

May Michelle Obama be the overseer of your bacon consumption at Burning Man.
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Re: Curse's

Postby The CO » Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:54 pm

Very soon, you'll find out how smart you are.
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Re: Curse's

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:01 pm

I love you! and the worst you can ever do, will not out do that!
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Re: Curse's

Postby ygmir » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:03 pm

I hope you're right
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Re: Curse's

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:08 pm

I'll beat them up with Flowers!
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Re: Curse's

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:12 pm

May you live in interesting times! 8)
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Re: Curse's

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:26 pm

I hope you lose the remote!
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Re: Curse's

Postby maryanimal » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:41 pm

What goes around comes around, then backs up over you!
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Re: Curse's

Postby knowmad » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:05 pm

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Re: Curse's

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:10 pm

"May you have a sprained back and sneezing fits".
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Re: Curse's

Postby Sail Man » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:30 pm

May your youngest tell the cashier that they saw mommy kissing daddies pee pee
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Re: Curse's

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:31 pm

May you get everything you hope for.
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Re: Curse's

Postby ygmir » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:47 pm

may you live a long long life
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Re: Curse's

Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:47 pm

Don't ever change.
don't fuck with the pirates. don't joke with the clowns, and most importantly never try to burn a burner. ~~ knowmad


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Re: Curse's

Postby jkisha » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:55 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:May Michelle Obama be the overseer of your bacon consumption at Burning Man.

OK that was funny, and clever.
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Re: Curse's

Postby lucky420 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:09 pm

May you shift your pants everything you sneeze...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Curse's

Postby lucky420 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:43 pm

Fuckin iPad!

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Re: Curse's

Postby ygmir » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:27 pm

why would you curse your ipad?
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Re: Curse's

Postby Turtleburp » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:20 am

may all your children have small penises especially the girls

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Re: Curse's

Postby Sail Man » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:31 pm

Hey JKisha, Mitt Romney loves you :mrgreen:
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