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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:21 am

Noah.


i mean NOAA.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:18 am

Watch out for NMFS.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:17 pm

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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:22 pm

Is that Karl Rove getting ready to cry?
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby lucky420 » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:58 pm

I think it's Aunt Bee without her wig...



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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:27 am

Oh Dear God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:54 am

All the great monuments of the ancient world were erected coffee-free. Consider that in the post-coffee wasteland of the future.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby ygmir » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:14 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:All the great monuments of the ancient world were erected coffee-free. Consider that in the post-coffee wasteland of the future.


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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:54 am

Facebook just went down.



OMFG....it's really true....we're doomed....



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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:57 am

brief glitch...it's cool...



maybe anon is two days late on their threat.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby gyre » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:59 am

Bookface IS spyware.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:10 am

NOBODY EVER BELIEVES ME UNTIL ITS TOO FUCKING LATE
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby ygmir » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:38 am




we won't need a defense once the "end times start"............no court to hear it, so, your stock pile will only be good as bait.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby unjonharley » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:04 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Facebook just went down.



OMFG....it's really true....we're doomed....



Like.


Is that like face down with a flat spot to set my beer?
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby ygmir » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:09 am

unjonharley wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:Facebook just went down.



OMFG....it's really true....we're doomed....



Like.


Is that like face down with a flat spot to set my beer?


face down in a pair of Levi's............
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:08 pm

So has the world ended yet? Please check and let me know. Thanks!
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:07 am

O Jerusalem...
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby unjonharley » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:30 am

Now it is time to stop kidding around..

They have stopped making Twinkies..
This mornings news..
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:37 am

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/national-international/NATL-Twinkies-Maker-Hostess-Going-Out-of-Business-179643161.html
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby gyre » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:20 pm

unjonharley wrote:Now it is time to stop kidding around..

They have stopped making Twinkies..
This mornings news..

One of the plants is here.
It's a union squeeze by hostess.
The strikers say they lose anyway if they don't strike.

Hard to tell if hostess just wants to close the plant anyway or shut out the union.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby TomServo » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:12 pm

I forsaw all this, when they changed the recipe for Ding Dongs in the 80's.
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing

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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Ratty » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:01 pm

Check eBay. It's hilarious. 100's of crappy food items for sale. Anybody wanta buy a hoho?
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:05 pm

I have all the farm implements I need.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby unjonharley » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:54 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I have all the farm implements I need.


Ahh, Never mind....
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby aserendipity » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:06 am

Oooh, you guys are playing with words now

have a great apocalipstic day
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby AntiM » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:52 am

I'm going to make my own Twinkies out of twine and shaving cream. I'm still wrestling with the chocodiles recipe.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:38 am

IT IS FINISHED!!!
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby aserendipity » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:54 am

ALL PACKED AND READY
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:29 am

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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:01 am

They're Here, bitches.


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