x2 if they are using the burn/regional/decompression as a chance to advertise themselves.
+7 if they play dubstep
+5 if they get into a dumb fight with an eplayan.
+7 if they call burningman a "music festival"
+5 if they commit a TOS violation
+2 if they complain about that
+10 if they do the same thing again
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.