I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

[BBadger]

HOLY FUCK! Has anyone seen how much <link removed> is charging for their tickets on <auction site removed>?!? $10,000 a ticket!! WHO THE FUCK WOULD PAY THAT! It's almost... unbelievable! I know I wouldn't! It must be a scam or something. SOMEBODY (else) should report it! Fuck those scalpers are ruining everything!!!!

[junglesmacks]

SHAME ON YOU, BMORG!

[FIGJAM]

Simon hurt my feelings!

[RedHeaven]

Weather Forecast: Dry, Dusty, Hot, Windy

Going to be a dusty year, better make sure you seal that RV up mighty tight.

[gyre]

"I'm a complete vegan now, totally, except for steak and fish
Will that be a problem?"

[shykat]

OMG this is the best thread ever...............




No really..it is.................

[BBadger]

"I'm a complete vegan now, totally, except for steak and fish bacon
Will that be a problem?"

[gyre]

Totally should have thought of that.



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[Simon of the Playa]

OMG this is the best thread ever...............




No really..it is.................

i KNOW, Right?

[Roberto Dobbisano]

I PLAN TO BRING WHITE SOCKS TO BURNING MAN..

IS THERE ANY SPECIAL STUFF THAT I SHOULD KNOW?

do they work out there?

i am still laughing at this one, twelve hours later....

[Bob]

I PLAN TO BRING WHITE SOCKS TO BURNING MAN..

IS THERE ANY SPECIAL STUFF THAT I SHOULD KNOW?

do they work out there?

i am still laughing at this one, twelve hours later....

A good soaking in undiluted white vinegar will take care of both of youse.

Or lemon juice, if you're a fucking pussydick.

[Simon of the Playa]

I PLAN TO BRING WHITE SOCKS TO BURNING MAN..

IS THERE ANY SPECIAL STUFF THAT I SHOULD KNOW?

do they work out there?

i am still laughing at this one, twelve hours later....

A good soaking in undiluted white vinegar will take care of both of youse.

Or lemon juice, if you're a fucking pussydick.

ok since we're talking pickles, how about...


"HEY CHECK OUT THIS NEW THING YOU CAN DO/MADE WITH BACON!!"

[Savannah]

I've heard spraying vinegar or lemon juice in your eyes is all you need to do.

And if at first it doesn't work . . . ya just keep spraying 'til it does.

[Lonesomebri]

"So, how many burns have you been to?"

or should I wait to beat this out on the playa?

[H.G.Crosby]

Is it Legal in Nevada to rape a dead Horse?

How about on the Rez?

[Dr Jet Sinister]

*****5 star thread! Would read again!*****

[wh..sh]

"HEY CHECK OUT THIS NEW THING YOU CAN DO/MADE WITH BACON!!"

Rules are rules Simon. That goes in the "I'm a Dead Pig" thread.

[Simon of the Playa]

Bacon is made from PIG???!!!




oh shit...

[TomServo]

I've heard spraying vinegar or lemon juice in your eyes is all you need to do.

It definitely takes my mind off the dust in my lungs....but I prefer to do that back at my camp. It's part of our drinking game. Take a shot..squirt lemon in each eye.

[BBadger]

Y'know... if the gate simply purchased iPads and barcode scanners the whole scalper/highway/stowaway/etc. situation would be solved.

[Super Evil Brian]

hi im a macro-biotic vegan with diabetes and a dialysis machine.

what kind of food should i bring to make sure i dont die?

Maple syrup and Mountain Dew, nothing else. Since the playa provides and is magic, you'll be fine.

This is the Internet, so you know it's true. It's not fake like television.

[catinthefunnyhat]

fucking pussydick

A new entry in my swearing lexicon. And yet one more reason to love you, Bob. Seriously -- I'm smitten.

[CornMan]

Are there shade structures for rent at the used bicycle places in and near Reno?

Wait, this is a brand new idea.

How about: Would an EZ up shade canopy from Walmart be ok?

[Super Evil Brian]

Are there shade structures for rent at the used bicycle places in and near Reno?

Wait, this is a brand new idea.

How about: Would an EZ up shade canopy from Walmart be ok?

Here is the reply that you're not going to read about the shade structures and shit from Walmart.

1. Don't shop at Walmart, it has a greater cost and they only sell seriously cheap and substandard things, it's a waste of money.
2. Some EZ-Up shades may work if you tie it down properly with two guy lines in each corner near the fabric and stake the bottoms down with 10" spikes through the flanges. It's still a roll of the dice that the canopy won't blow apart or that you're too much of a slob/idiot/lazy to rig it properly and check it periodically.

Poor rigging and disorganization really piss me off

Yes, you'll be fine. Ignore the conditions, buy cheap shit at Walmart. It's OK, you don't need to set up your camp properly or check your rigging. A 60 MPH wind gust haboob is really no big deal, wind isn't that strong. Don't spend money on a canopy, water, means to have water with you or decent shoes, spend it all on weed and beer.

Even better, stop at Walmart in Reno or the Empire store and get everything you need. Yea, they have tickets there also.

[gyre]

No no
It's the ten dollar knockoff of the cheapo EZ up.


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[Super Evil Brian]

No no
It's the ten dollar knockoff of the cheapo EZ up.

Duh, why spend $200 on a shade?

Because the playa is like camping in the suburban back yard overnight.
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[lemur]

TIMESTAMPS ARE BULLSHIT

[Super Evil Brian]

Burning Man is too corporate and sold out, I'm going to [corporate, for-profit, leave-a-lot-of-trace event] instead.

They have a rights-grap ban on photography and it is a media black hole. BRC is hostile to the press, because they didn't give me a press pass to get in free. They don't realize my blog/Tumblr and Twitter feed are going to help Burning Man get back to it's roots.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Can I bring my tree/grass patch/seed bomb*/houseplant to Burning Man?
Why the fuck not? I'll be super-careful and everything.
:poutyface:


*A little self-mockery here....

[Super Evil Brian]

Can I bring my tree/grass patch/seed bomb*/houseplant to Burning Man?
Why the fuck not? I'll be super-careful and everything.
:poutyface:


*A little self-mockery here....

It will give your dog someplace nice to pee.