I have a few questions that I have no time or energy to find the answer to, other than type them out to internet strangers while toking the bong. I've asked most of these questions on the other threads, but what's the harm in posting it here also? Besides, none of the morons on the other threads were giving me the answers I desired, and that hurt.
How long will it take me to enter at any random time? Why is that? Why don't they fix it? Where is Nevada anyway?
Couldn't they have a seperate line system set up at exit with reserved exit times, a way of reserving a specific time to exit, the forethought in each camp to know exactly when break-down and clean-up will be finished, some way of checking and verifying the chosen exit times at the gate, an enforcement to turn violaters around back into the line for non-reserved exit times......it seems like this would save time and be easier.
Self-reliance, sure, but there's a store around if I need to get something important, right?
Couldn't you just walk across the playa and sneak in?
8 strangers in a rented RV should be no problem, right?
Can I borrow your thing to take out to BRC, where I've never been, I promise to return it clean and pristine.
My relationship is on the rocks, I'm figuring this event will help guide us to smooth sailing.
What stage is Infested Mushrooms playing on?
Do I need a cup?
Do these bunny ears make me look silly?
Hey, can I hop on that?
Oh, the line starts back there?
My friend is camped around here, have you seen them?
You don't mind if I grab one of those ice-cold beers you haven't offered me, do you?
Is someone in there? (Heard from inside a porta-john).
What was that? (Following large fireball/smoke ring/explosion rising in the far distance)
Put away those lasers.
Sit down in front.
Is that safe?
-Supplied by my non-Burner friend- Couldn't you just go piss behind some tree or something?