The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

[piehole]

[Simon of the Playa]

this is a government experiment.


the project is funded by DARPA


The HAT works for the DoD.


The Stupid Hippies are unknowningly being Guinea Pigged.


The Stupid Hippies are unknowingly Funding the Project.


NASA is Studying us.


The CIA is Studying us.


The FBI is Studying us.


THE NSA doesnt Exist.


oh, and BTW its PEOPLE! BACON IS PEOPLE!!!!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

the BMorg hands over personal information and IP addresses of all dissenters to Homeland Security for possible threat analysis.

[lemur]

Simon you havn't mentioned HAARP.


what are you trying to hide ?!!?

[Simon of the Playa]

dude, that is so tinfoil.....please...


don't insult my paranoid delusions.

[lemur]

uh huh just keep trying to deflect our attention away from the truth.

just how exactly can you prove that you ARENT working for DARPA?


maybe youre working on ...SyNAPSE

an attempt to build a new kind of computer with similar form, function, and architecture to the mammalian brain. Such artificial brains would be used in robots whose intelligence matches that of rats, cats, and ultimately even humans.

neuromorphic brains?!

yeah, youre gonna need some of that tinfoil, arent you.

[Fire_Moose]

I heard the Borg is only letting 600 people in this year, the "ticket fiasco" is all a sham to make people not feel AS bad as telling them they're not cool enough.

[Simon of the Playa]

hey, i kicked some serious ass on Jeopardy, didn't I?

BTW, Alex Trebek,


Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....

[Roberto Dobbisano]

[H.G.Crosby]

Paul Addis, the Sirhan Sirhan of Burning Man, was Framed.

[FIGJAM]

Everybody knows there was a second match!

[BoyScoutGirl]

this is a government experiment...
PEOPLE! BACON IS PEOPLE!!!!

I knew it! I always said cannibalism was tasty!

[moonrise]

Bacon lovers taste the best.

[Simon of the Playa]

i like the bacon grown in a petri dish.


http://www.neuro.gatech.edu/groups/potter/

[Simon of the Playa]

turn up the hysteria just a touch.

[Heyu]

Rumor I am spreading
"Global warming will make the sand spiders really bad this year"

[Jorge de la Playa]

I heard that it will have been better last year than next year.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Rumor I am spreading
"Global warming will make the sand spiders really bad this year"

[ZaphodBurner]

Rumor I am spreading
"Global warming will make the sand spiders really bad this year"

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That's FUCKED UP! Wait until one of 'em is lurking in the portable toilet, crawls out and bites you on the ass. Just wait. Then, you better have friends 'cause SOMEBODY has to suck the venom out otherwise your starfish will swell up so tight you'll be shitting through a straw.

Black widow spiders are indigenous to northern Nevada, and LOVE hanging out in toilets. And dark places. You get my drift? Always check the toilet, unless you wanna be the guy with the sparkly pants around your knees staggering up the street begging people to suck your ass. I prefer to do this at work, where nobody's actually going to take me up on the offer.

Mostly, they come out at night... Mostly.

[C187]

The breeding camps will be full of attractive people.
The milk bar is to the right.

[lemur]

i heard burning man was cool..

[Savannah]

Oh my God, your avatar, C.

(Why didn't you put a ciggie in his mouth? That's the only thing detracting from the real truth, here.)

[tattoogoddess]

I saw the wrost one on BM's facebook page last night. The cast of jersey shore had gotten tickets and mtv was going to film. I just about shit my self. If they happens they are going IN the man and left there.

[gyre]

I'm sure radically inclusive doesn't go that far.

[moonrise]

We'd be doing them a favor, I mean New Jersey? Come on!

[Raymaker]

Most people going this year think it starts on Friday night and ends Sunday night.

Most people going for the full week think 5 gallons of water is enough to last them the week.

Most people going this year think your suppose to be a Sparkle Pony (it's a theme)

Most people going this year think center camp is a big tent for sleeping in.

[AntiM]

I saw the wrost one on BM's facebook page last night. The cast of jersey shore had gotten tickets and mtv was going to film. I just about shit my self. If they happens they are going IN the man and left there.

One year, er... 2002? Someone changed the welcome sign as you got off the pavement, added "MTV presents.... Burning Man". What an uproar. Pre-event, there was some well done misdirection and creative photoshopping going around.

http://www.peterman.net/cnn/?phpMyAdmin ... ueOOny4ITf

In reality, MTV did ask to film out there one year and was denied. They did end up with a documentary.

http://www.mtv.com/movies/movie/406972/moviemain.jhtml

[alt12]

I saw the wrost one on BM's facebook page last night. The cast of jersey shore had gotten tickets and mtv was going to film. I just about shit my self. If they happens they are going IN the man and left there.

There is already a Jersey Shore Camp, been around for a couple of years actually...

[gyre]

No rumor.

The rangers were caught racing prisoners last year, and betting on them.

[International Incident]

The californian GOP has been helping the BMorg and the scalpers and are making sure that only registered democrats get tickets. Once all those dem voters are locked down in TTITD they will let the bombs off.