The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

[theCryptofishist]

Nice!

[theCryptofishist]

Mitt Romney is going to make "plural marriage" legal once he's president.

*looks around*

Whoops, sorry. I thought this was the best political rumors you've heard this year. Never mind...

[gyre]

You don't even need rumours.

Santa is going with the "world needs ditch diggers" economic model.

Meanwhile Mitt is going with the "mardi gras parade float" economic theory, where some sit on a sparkly barge high up while the crowd clamours for worthless trinkets.

[Dr. Pyro]

Ditch diggers? Are you insensitive or what? They prefer to be called "ditch digroes".

[ygmir]

Ditch diggers? Are you insensitive or what? They prefer to be called "ditch digroes".

spit my gin and tonic all over my keyboard.......thanks a lot Doc!!

[Dr. Pyro]

I'm here for comic relief. See you tomorrow my friend.

[Shambala]

Affirmative ditch Americans.

[Simon of the Playa]

oh, i see Camp MaryKKK and the AL Jolson Memorial Cake Walk is ON this year...

[H.G.Crosby]

this totally explains why the lamplighters are all pasty white and wear sheets for clothing...

[Roberto Dobbisano]

shhhh, ink spot is talking to the heebs right now about blowing the crap out of iran this summer...

thats not a rumor, either.

[Stephendragonfly]

Seems Sir Richard Branson has heard about the whole ticketing fiasco and is disgusted. He seems to think he could do better than Bmorg with both eyes closed and both hands tied behind his back (just like half the people on these boards). Upshot is that he wants to buy Burning Man LLC and make everyone a Virgin Burner.

[The CO]

"I hear that Burning Man is short on Firespinners and DJs..... "

[theCryptofishist]

And sparkleponies...

[Savannah]

"I hear that Burning Man is short on Firespinners and DJs..... "

And sparkleponies...

When the sparklepony population hits a critical low, I hear that seasoned burners have been observed to spontaneously develop a taste for loose glitter, feathers, and whining, in order to preserve the natural balance.

I heard it on the Burning Blog . . . in the comments area.

[theCryptofishist]

Was that Maid Marian or Will Rodgers?

[Savannah]

Maid Marian, although there were a number of curious misspellings and syntax errors, and the IP address suggested she was posting from a Muscovite internet café.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, I do think "sprklpwny" is not the preferred spelling.

[Savannah]

I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.

[ygmir]

I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.

I assume one will be broke.............

[Eric]

I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.

I assume one will be broke.............

That will be my RV...

[Dr. Pyro]

I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.

I assume one will be broke.............

Why I oughtta...

[ygmir]

I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.

I assume one will be broke.............

Why I oughtta...

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, I do think "sprklpwny" is not the preferred spelling.

Whoops. "prklpwnie"
Sorry I couldn't draw the little flower over the i. The internet sucks.

[Savannah]

*. ^.* Sp4r/<13pWny*. ^.*

[theCryptofishist]

Savannah, have I told you how much I love you, lately?

[Savannah]

Savannah, have I told you how much I love you, lately?

No, so I'm really enjoying it.

[theCryptofishist]

Then, once again, I love you, Savannah. You know how to type all 21st century... It makes me laugh.

[Simon of the Playa]

you never see them in the same room together, now do you...

[lothos 1162]

That I will violate the man...again (seems to be an annual thing). But then who says it's a rumor. Lothos

[H.G.Crosby]