First Class Gibberish

[Sail Man]

On 4 January 1958 Sir Edmund Hillary and his New Zealand party reached the South Pole. They were the first to do so overland since Scott in 1912, and the first to reach it in motor vehicles. The party set out for the Pole after laying food and fuel depots for the British crossing party of the Commonwealth Trans-Antarctic Expedition (TAE). It was an arduous journey – long hours were spent battling through sastrugi (wind-eroded snow ridges), soft snow and dangerous crevasses. But what is often remembered is Hillary's determination to proceed with the journey without the express permission of the TAE, and against the instructions of the committee coordinating New Zealand's contribution.

[AntiM]

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[gyre]

On 4 January 1958 Sir Edmund Hillary and his New Zealand party reached the South Pole. They were the first to do so overland since Scott in 1912, and the first to reach it in motor vehicles. The party set out for the Pole after laying food and fuel depots for the British crossing party of the Commonwealth Trans-Antarctic Expedition (TAE). It was an arduous journey – long hours were spent battling through sastrugi (wind-eroded snow ridges), soft snow and dangerous crevasses. But what is often remembered is Hillary's determination to proceed with the journey without the express permission of the TAE, and against the instructions of the committee coordinating New Zealand's contribution.

Wait a minute, where's the jibberjabber here?
Seems accurate.


http://www.nzhistory.net.nz/media/photo ... e-tractors
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/date ... 051107.stm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonweal ... Expedition

Hillary trivia -
His interest in beekeeping later led Hillary to commission Michael Ayrton to cast a golden sculpture in the shape of honeycomb in imitation of Daedalus's lost-wax process.

This was placed in his New Zealand garden, where his bees took it over as a hive and "filled it with honey and their young".

[Ugly Dougly]

I am sure if you try to translate it to Mongolian, it'll be funny.

[gyre]

No doubt.

[ygmir]

I had to click on this thread, just for the irony.

[AntiM]

I had to click on this thread, just for the irony.

Don't forget your daily Vitamin DJ.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Elo ne fepero idalor da geniet. Alosac lotieb onopar pona. Sonisit pamen lebi mitob ifosinir gel luxeluf osipi yi deq. Yiedebeb gebul vutacer adu nupiem; liretu udiko hegon modadid web eceseci: Calete cec made sen emayi relafa dase.

Ocedam laterit biesiba? Penepop ra solay ecene iyado matu cekati ci gap, reyu zohodat lil. Fies yi ran ecilib ne canel lewit meyiri lo si. Ulilah riesu beromo, ce pulira ieta ruh? Letenab ocedam laterit biesiba? Lemel elevo, le efilo to ror ci ihunet. Eretir les enifo to atom la enet - GINENU USEM NOBLOEY CASENER NED GEN OTATIBEH NAN HIRIT VADEB!!!!!

Capue tayes tobe rob na talesi yonucey ogimevin, ifigane rey sen tipinem niteyar lir. Linedab natada helikil ega, tosi homuru afe: So nofube pese be katitot; unatu emocotad dalem rula edohosi.

(From Gif Olnan, Colow tejew wegukkon. Veh umkerdob edition, published by dumpah zob, bif & imfoc, Publishers, N.lah sot, C.E.J. All rights reserved.)

[Sail Man]

I am sure if you try to translate it to Mongolian, it'll be funny.

אויף יאנואר 4, 1958 האר עדמונד היללאַרי און זיין ניו זילאַנד טיילווייַז ריטשט די דרום פּאָול. זיי זענען געווען דער ערשטער צו טאָן אַזוי אָוווערלאַנד זינט סקאַט אין 1912, און דער ערשטער צו דערגרייכן עס אין מאָטאָר וויכיקאַלז. די פּאַרטיי שטעלן אויס פֿאַר די פּאָלע נאָך ארויפלייגן עסנוואַרג און ברענוואַרג דיפּאָוז פֿאַר די בריטיש אַריבער פּאַרטיי פון דער קאַמאַנוועלט טראַנס - אַנטאַרקטיק עקספּעדיטיאָן (טיי). עס איז געווען אַ מאַטערדיק רייַזע - לאַנג שעה האבן פארבראכט באַטלינג דורך סאַסטרוגי (ווינט-יראָודיד שניי רידזשאַז), ווייך שניי און געפערלעך קרעוואַססעס. אבער וואָס איז אָפֿט דערמאנט איז היללאַרי ס באַשטימונג צו איבער מיט די נסיעה אָן די אויסדריקן דערלויבעניש פון די טיי, און קעגן די ינסטראַקשאַנז פון דעם קאמיטעט קאָואָרדאַנייטינג ניו זילאַנד ס בייַשטייַער.


Well, they didn't have Mongolian but I though yiddish looked kinda funny LOL

Sorry Gyre, I thought the info was rather nonsensical and off the wall, gibberish to me at least

[Sail Man]

I had to click on this thread, just for the irony.

what does metallurgy have to do with gibberish-ness?

[Ugly Dougly]

Tengrist agitator!


Bihainim ol progrem blong mipela long Twitter blong save long wanem samting i kamap na lanim hau pipal i save long tok Inglis i toktok long ol top stori long wanwan de.
http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/tokpisin/

[Ugly Dougly]

Delhiyn yaruu nayragt Mongolyn yaruu nayrgiyg hүleen zөvshөөrүүlehed iheehen zүtgel gargazh, өөriyn gesen Oron zaytay bolohod hүch Han, oyuunaa zoriulzh yavaa negen bol yaah argagүy yaruu nayragch G.Mend-Ooeo bilee. Delhiyn yaruu nayragchid mongolchuudyg "heer tal nutag, tsenher tengeriynhee engeer setgezh bichih yum" gezh uulga alduulahad hүrgesen Mongol yaruu nayrgiynhaa ohiyg tedend hүrgezh chadsan yum. Үneheer h tedny hotozhson

[gyre]

Sorry Gyre, I thought the info was rather nonsensical and off the wall, gibberish to me at least

I aspire to do something unusual enough that people assume it's not true.

It was a hobby in high school actually.


This all reminds me of the book that was translated into japanese and became wildly successful, so it was translated back into english, keeping the alterations.

[ygmir]

Sorry Gyre, I thought the info was rather nonsensical and off the wall, gibberish to me at least

I aspire to do something unusual enough that people assume it's not true.

It was a hobby in high school actually.


[snip]

congratulations on your success!!

[gyre]

It was easy in high school.

The bar is higher after.
And around you guys?
Forget it.

[Sail Man]

One morning, probably later in my life, I will awake in a daze and try and put on my bunny slippers.

Only to realize they were real bunnies and I just stuck my feet in their poopers, and now my toes are stinky.


Does that count as jibberish, or is it more the sign of a warped melon?

[gyre]

lol

[theCryptofishist]

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[ygmir]

Getting your kid lastly start off to speak is one of the very first milestones for a toddler. Their speech may not sound like considerably at very first, but it can be a step towards communication.

[Sail Man]

communicating toddlers......want!.........NO!.........poo poo. Snif snif........parents and xanax. Yes.

[theCryptofishist]

This is fantastic! Short, sweet and to the point of sheer weirdness! Oh, the Jinglish are going to be jealous!

The club surfaces above a nut. How can a secret dash count a radical? Underneath One Ticket Needed explodes the midnight. Our ruin bows against One Ticket Needed. The deal theory originates behind the stray. An abnormal complaint orbits the ethic.

"The deal theory originates behind the stray." If that's not a euphemism for defecation, it should be. This person is wasted on spamming the internet; he or she or the computer program should be writing haiku.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Fishy, you beat me to it. It almost hurt to report that one as spam. "Our ruin bows against One Ticket Needed" -- truer words may never have been spoken by a spambot.

[gaminwench]

I knew Fishy would get this one... nice catch!!!

[theCryptofishist]

So, is that a secret who is dash counting a radical, or is a secret dash who is counting a radical...

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, I think a secret is dash-counting a radical. He's an undercover cop, running through the crowd at a protest, counting heads. The head he is counting right now is that of a radical.

[catinthefunnyhat]

And "the club surfaces above a nut," that's euphemism for a one-testicled man getting aroused, right?

[theCryptofishist]

You're right. That "surfaces" had me confused. I kept thinking about the dancing at a country club.

[catinthefunnyhat]

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To me,Christian Louboutin, this underscores the pitfalls of industrial farming. When I was growing up on our hopelessly inefficient family farm, we didn't routinely drug animals. If our chickens grew anxious, the reason was perhaps a fox — and we never tried to resolve the problem with Benadryl.

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That's because my topic today is a pair of new scientific studies suggesting that poultry on factory farms are routinely fed caffeine, active ingredients of Tylenol and Benadryl, Michael Kors, banned antibiotics and even arsenic.

[Elorrum]

[theCryptofishist]

We need to increase more safety, that's for sure...