MyDearFriend wrote:And I'm the one who's always reminding people that nobody ever dies wishing they'd spent more time at work...
Sail Man wrote:MyDearFriend wrote:And I'm the one who's always reminding people that nobody ever dies wishing they'd spent more time at work...
So, how many people who are dying wish they could do it at work just to piss off the boss


Foxfur wrote:If I leave a large enough gift to the org in my will, would they let me be cremated in the base of the man? I have some stainless & titanium hardware in my leg that'd leave some neat souvenirs... They could soak me in bacon grease so I'd smell really delicious while burning...
graidawg wrote:Foxfur wrote:If I leave a large enough gift to the org in my will, would they let me be cremated in the base of the man? I have some stainless & titanium hardware in my leg that'd leave some neat souvenirs... They could soak me in bacon grease so I'd smell really delicious while burning...
lets smear you in bacon grease anyway foxy, I am sure it wouldn't make you anymore delicious. Though we could get TnT to do another 'does bacon improve the flavour test'
graidawg wrote:humph! i am going t sulk now, i was told it looked great for a role as renfield
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Looks like someone I knew... glad it's not,tho. The party in question, to quote a friend in the investment banking business, had "Insignificantly Funded Foundation Syndrome".
(eg Small Endowment Issues)


Foxfur wrote:I should post a pic of my ass. That'd kill this thread dead!
(Is it dead yet?)
Foxfur wrote:I should post a pic of my ass. That'd kill this thread dead!
Haaaaahhahahahha!
fires up the photoshop lab
(Is it dead yet?)
...................................................theCryptofishist wrote:Plus there will be a spate of spankings offered.
Savannah wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Plus there will be a spate of spankings offered.
That's really the most natural way to refer to it.![]()
Much better than a murder of spankings.



MyDearFriend wrote:100% female, sir; where do I sign up?
MisaBlue wrote:MyDearFriend wrote:100% female, sir; where do I sign up?
Sign up? Why bother...just spank him everytime his ass is around


Foxfur wrote:All spankings administered to Foxfur shall be carried out by Velvetina Paddler. She may designate a suitable substitute spanker so long as it is a female spanker. This is not to be construed as discrimination. It is merely to fit in seamlessly with my fetish parameters.
Thank you,
Foxfur
...................................................knowmad wrote:ETA. *Snark* the other white thing
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