Time for a Happy Thread

[theCryptofishist]

Good Luck UD - Glad to hear you are happy, but in my experience there is nothing involving women that is not complicated.

And ladies, before the attacks begin - In my defense, in 25 years of marriage I have yet to receive an answer less than 3 paragraphs for even the most basic yes or no question (such as are you hungry?).

*eyeroll* That's one woman. Admittedly a great depth of experience, but maybe not so much on the breadth?

[Drawingablank]

Good Luck UD - Glad to hear you are happy, but in my experience there is nothing involving women that is not complicated.

And ladies, before the attacks begin - In my defense, in 25 years of marriage I have yet to receive an answer less than 3 paragraphs for even the most basic yes or no question (such as are you hungry?).

*eyeroll* That's one woman. Admittedly a great depth of experience, but maybe not so much on the breadth?

Point taken. Granted, I'm no Don Juan, - but in my experience that is pretty common behavior. Pretty much can't think of a single relationship I've been in that statement doesn't apply to. But maybe it's just the kind of women I attract / or are attracted to.

[Savannah]

My beloved aunt gave me an adjustable dressmaker's dummy for my birthday.

I'm pretty happy about it.

[knowmad]

Good Luck UD - Glad to hear you are happy, but in my experience there is nothing involving women that is not complicated.

And ladies, before the attacks begin - In my defense, in 25 years of marriage I have yet to receive an answer less than 3 paragraphs for even the most basic yes or no question (such as are you hungry?).

*eyeroll* That's one woman. Admittedly a great depth of experience, but maybe not so much on the breadth?

Point taken. Granted, I'm no Don Juan, - but in my experience that is pretty common behavior. Pretty much can't think of a single relationship I've been in that statement doesn't apply to. But maybe it's just the kind of women I attract / or are attracted to.

Some of them are not so bad once you become neutered, just enjoy it! they can tell if you are faking it, they generaly don't mind; as long as you are faking it with sincere effort.

Yeah Savana! [*sings*]Yer Bust yer Bust you must increase your bust![*cackels madly*]

[Foxfur]

Happiness is a new distributor.

2012-06-01 Nissan Distributor Replacement 3.jpg

At 188,000 miles the original clutch is still going...

*notes FF having all the latest in tooling, even to include the combination metric/s.a.e. spanner.

That thing opens to 1 3/8 inches. I call it Deep Throat.

[Elliot]

*voice of Crocodile Dundee*

You call that a wrench?

[Foxfur]

My nuts hurt!
I can bust unions with mine.
You can bust mafia connected union bosses with yours.

[Bin Noddin]

Now I'm picturing a duel between Eliot and Big Tony Cortigene, who with his two large, silent companions, persuaded me that it would be a good idea after all to join the Amalgamated Clothing Workers of America.

[Ugly Dougly]

Had a nice long walk on the beach yesterday.

[mgb327]

Had my morning coffee right here, with the 2 dogs. Starting to ponder the act of laying out the stuff for this year, see what I need/don't need. Hard to believe it is June already....can't wait....

[catinthefunnyhat]

mgb327, you live in paradise... sigh...

[Simon of the Playa]

GYMNASTICS !!!

i took gymnastics for 7 years.


kids used to make fun of me for wearing tights....when they did, i kicked their ass.

[Foxfur]

GYMNASTICS !!!

i took gymnastics for 7 years.


kids used to make fun of me for wearing tights....when they did, i kicked their ass.

I did for 3 years. My favorite part was hand-spotting my female classmates
Besides, who better to date than gymnasts?

[ygmir]

GYMNASTICS !!!

i took gymnastics for 7 years.


kids used to make fun of me for wearing tights....when they did, i kicked their ass.

I did for 3 years. My favorite part was hand-spotting my female classmates
Besides, who better to date than gymnasts?

stonecutters?

[wh..sh]

GYMNASTICS !!!

i took gymnastics for 7 years.


kids used to make fun of me for wearing tights....when they did, i kicked their ass.

Clearly, I have so much more to learn about SoP.

[Elliot]

I've been watching model A Fords on eBay, just kind'a window shopping. A bone stock model A would be perfect for putt-putting to the Post Office and the grocery store in this little town, like James Garner in Murphy's Romance. Last week this 1930 was listed, just 200 miles from my house. The seller claims it runs, with new brakes and tires. So I mentioned it to my buddy Peter, who drove a model A as his only motorized transportation well into the 1980s. He bought it. Like he does not have enough to do, with two small children and the lovely wife who produced them! So this car may just get stored for now, but that's fine. Best I can understand it, this was a good deal at $3.500. We'll probably store it at my place, since I have room and he doesn't.
The mail-and-groceries run is only six miles round trip, on 25 mph streets. I can walk home if it conks out.
(Gotta replace the headlights first though. The ones on it are too new and small.)

[motskyroonmatick]

Nice Ride Eliot!!

[Savannah]

*cries with jealousy*

[Ugly Dougly]

Here, now.

Happy, happy.

Like this ->

[catinthefunnyhat]

FUCK, yeah!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/toronto-council-votes-to-ban-all-plastic-bags-by-2013/article4237201/

[Foxfur]

Simon's phrase is taking on a life of its own...

Spray paint and a shitty t-shirt.

I'm wearing it at the library right now.
The civilians are trying to make like they don't see it.
The librarians ladies like it.
They're always the coolest ones in the joint.

I have two custom mylar stencils for the front and one for the back on the way...

(Edit: Shit! I meant to put this in costumes & crafts or whatever.)

[theCryptofishist]

They're always the coolest ones in the joint.

(snip!)

(Edit: Shit! I meant to put this in costumes & crafts or whatever.)

This is "whatever"
And yeah, they don't give out those mls to people who don't get it, at least for the most part.

[Foxfur]

Our kitty got stuck under the house today. All tangled up in the poly twine that holds up the insulation under the floor. Had to clean out the back room closet to get to the access hatch. The cleaning was looong overdue...
In the process I ended up finding all kinds of neat stuff that I hadn't seen in years, literally. Lots of electronic test & measurement instruments, electronics parts, my oak machinist's tool chest, gun parts aaaaand
OH HAPPY DAY!!!
My two favorite kinds of magazines!!!

Reminded me of an old ditty from the army that folks had to do when they called their weapon a gun:
This is my weapon (Grabs rifle)
This is my gun (Grabs crotch)
This is for fighting (Shakes rifle)
This is for fun! (Shakes crotch)

Oh yeah, kitty is fine

[theCryptofishist]

Did a nice fix on my headphones, with the skeleton of a hair band.
Going ot see die Zauberflote this afternoon.
(My father: It's too bad you know German, the plot is ridiculous.)

[lucky420]

requesting a performance of Foxfurs cheer on the playa, please.

Fishy, have a great time!!

[Box Burner]

Time for a Hippy Thread

[Foxfur]

She's cute as a botton. Kinda reminds me of Bjork...
Why do I keep swooning over hippies?

[theCryptofishist]

You swoon over just about anyone...

Hm. how happy is speculating who's the biggest slut on this board? Or is it just Eric, and no more discussion needed...

[Foxfur]

I'm no slut!
(Maybe a blowhard...)

[tamarakay]

My manager and assistant general manager were fired over the weekend.
partly due to retaliation efforts against me for questions asked during an employee meeting. Woot!

Now just the supervisor left, but if we actually hire a cio that knows her head from her ass (which the new CEO's hires have been EXCELLENT so far, but a little heavy on the white man side of things), my supervisor will be gone soon after opening her mouth and showing the depths of her duh-ness.

I really hate to see anyone lose their jobs..... ok, not so much with these two

*edited to fix my spelling, geez, loose lose, what a rookie mistake*