Please, Join me in the boardroom

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.

I was just being rhetorical............

Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.

I was just being rhetorical............

Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?

Now, that's rhetorical!

[gyre]

I love the search function.

It pulls up every recent thread instantly, starting with the bar threads.

[burner von braun]

* dutifully leans back in chair while chief execs prevail*

[ygmir]

Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.

I was just being rhetorical............

Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?

Now, that's rhetorical!

huh? oh, sorry, I was eating a butter cookie.

[Eric]

Those chairs cost us money. No leaning. And don't you have paperwork to do or stuff to look up. Try to look important! We don't want the stockholders to know what goes on in here!

[ygmir]

Those chairs cost us money. No leaning. And don't you have paperwork to do or stuff to look up. Try to look important! We don't want the stockholders to know what goes on in here!

*pulls skirt down *

[burner von braun]

Stockholders!?!

*leaps forward in chair*

Does this mean we don't get to keep our little miniature giraffes?!

[Eric]

Stockholders!?!

*leaps forward in chair*

Does this mean we don't get to keep our little miniature giraffes?!

Um, you mean the Miniaturized Organic Interior Plant Maintenance Systems, don't you? Part of the Green Initiative......

*cough*

[burner von braun]

ack, er yes,.. yes indeed, the highly touted MOIPMS project, we are certainly leading the charge on that here.. now.. aren't we... yep...you betcha... It'll be stockholder dividens galore!

[Fire_Moose]

Hey Board, sorry bout my absence, I just got back from Philly, i got a few more people to finish filling our cabinet..

Meet Jessi:

Mom/Daughter duo, Riley and Chelsea:

and my personal assistant Shaniqua:


If you need "papers filed", "spots filled", "coffee prepped", or the like, be sure and let them know.

[C.f.M.]

"I.am.your.SECRETARY."

[Eric]

My personal assistant, Dean..



and no, he's not allowed to button his shirt. It's part of the...um... Initiative to Reduce Wasteful Clothing.....

Meeting temporarily adjourned. I need to give dictation....

[Trishntek]

"I.am.your.SECRETARY."

Well in that case, please fix those files in the bottom drawer over there,,,,, and dammit don't bend your knees!

[ygmir]

"I.am.your.SECRETARY."

Well in that case, please fix those files in the bottom drawer over there,,,,, and dammit don't bend your knees!

I second:

all those in favor, say Aye.

[Fire_Moose]

Aye!




Dictation hahahahahahaha

[Bounce530]

((agg, just trying to post one pic, and something's going haywire))

[Bounce530]

[Bounce530]

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[Fire_Moose]

Bored bored bored bored bored boredbored bored bored bored bored bored bored boredboredboredbored BORED!

[Eric]

maybe if you got your secretary to actually get some work done, we could go fire some people.

[buckycat]

Sorry I'm so late to the meeting. My secretary just gave me the invitation a minute ago.

[Fire_Moose]

Please do not degrade my personal assistant by calling her a secretary.

Next order of business, who hired the old ugly secretary? You need to fire her. she is bad publicity.



All in favor of Hawaiian Friday?

[Eric]

All in favor of Hawaiian Friday?

I'll have my team work on it.



Um.

This might take a while....

[weirdscience]

I just got all these fancy chairs and an HD tv




The purpose of this is because we are in DESPERATE need of some boards

this is what we're down to...

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[Ugly Dougly]

Next order of business, who hired the old ugly secretary? You need to fire her. she is bad publicity.

She cleans up very well, I'll have you know.

[Trishntek]

She cleans up WHAT very well? You? Herself? or Environment?

[ygmir]

I think he's referring to canine style cleaning........

[Trishntek]

Yeah that is my assessment also.

[Fire_Moose]

She's a dog groomer too? Ok but stick her in the basement.