TomServo wrote:
Pickels can't make you orgasm..
ladies, explain to tom why this is wrong.
Pickles are the new bacon
Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:36 pm
ladies, explain to tom why this is wrong.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by TomServo » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:47 pm
Yes, please explain
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:16 pm
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:17 pm
LOUDLY, ON REPEAT.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:19 pm
Come on baby light my pickle.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:20 pm
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:21 pm
Rinse and repeat.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:23 pm
need a merkin for yer gherkin?
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by BBadger » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:23 pm
TomServo wrote:Yes, please explain
Is that a Fleshlite with bacon on top?
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:25 pm
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:33 pm
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by TomServo » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:51 pm
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by jkisha » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:05 pm
Oh my, that gave me a laugh.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by catinthefunnyhat » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:39 pm
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by lemur » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:50 pm
pickles are the new bacon.. if the old testament is new to you:
The pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you. Lev11:7-8 (NIV)
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by TomServo » Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:06 am
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:22 am
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by TomServo » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:24 am
How to make a pickle Better:
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Elorrum » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:32 am
Roly-poly squishy amorphous blobby wheelbarrow ass bowling ball, at your service.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Ugly Dougly » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:18 pm
Cool here means imperturbable rather than having a low temperature. Cucumbers are cool to the touch.
First recorded in John Gay's Poems, New Song on New Similies, 1732:
"I ... cool as a cucumber could see The rest of womankind."
MANILA, Philippines – Cucumber has been squeezed for juice since it first appeared in southern Asia 3,000 years ago, when it was first discovered to cool the body and cure many ailments. A substantial amount of juice is extracted from cucumbers which contain 96 percent nutrient-filled water.
First recorded in John Gay's Poems, New Song on New Similies, 1732:
"I ... cool as a cucumber could see The rest of womankind."
MANILA, Philippines – Cucumber has been squeezed for juice since it first appeared in southern Asia 3,000 years ago, when it was first discovered to cool the body and cure many ailments. A substantial amount of juice is extracted from cucumbers which contain 96 percent nutrient-filled water.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Ugly Dougly » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:19 pm
The idea was started by Brandon Brooks as a novelty drink for those people who just love that pickly taste in a bottled form. But soon, this small Texas company started receiving orders from pro football coaches, trainers, and sports doctors who used the pickle juice for hydration and to prevent and stop muscle cramping on the field. When runners, cyclists, tri athletes and tennis players started to order the product to help with their cramping, Brooks went back to the drawing board and re branded the novelty drink into a functional sports drink now known as Pickle Juice Sport.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:51 pm
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by TomServo » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:16 am
Ignore prior posts..THIS is the truth!
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by grEEn EyEd bEllA » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:24 am
Simon of the Playa wrote:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! I am from Portland - I love pickles, and I love Portlandia! This made my day!
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by FIGJAM » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:33 am
TomServo wrote:Ignore prior posts..THIS is the truth!
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon
by H.G.Crosby » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:51 am
eating a shiksa is Totally Kosher.
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