Best Line Today

[lucky.bastard]

burn night at a regional after the fire conclave had been going on for a while

" i consider your foreplay to be sufficent... "

[capjbadger]

by rgk » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:11 pm

go for it. jeebus spoke to me through the stars. i have no idea what the fuck he said.

[cpart]

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

[Eric]

"hey, I'm your birthday cake! You can't eat me until your birthday!"

I love my boys...

[gyre]

Help, help! I'm being oppressed!

- Savannah

[gyre]

you said playa dirt....you need compositional data on that? Primarily quartz, calcite, and halloysite clay - gypsum on the trace side.

Hello fellow Burners,
A certain ''Godfather'' from a reknowned camp showed me what ''Black Rock'' really meant by handing me a little black rock picked up from the ground (half a inch in size) and i'm wearing it now yearound my neck but after hearing those horror stories, i doubt it was a good idea....
Don't you think ? Can anyone reply to this for the sake of us all please ?

Whatever it is, it's not gneiss.

- Bob

[tamarakay]

my coworker: If you own any stock in Budweiser and I quit this job, sell it.

[gyre]

"Corporations are human beings."

- Mitt Romney

[illy dilly]

You go into any men's section and it's all blacks and browns, walk over to the women's area and it's like getting a blow job from a rainbow.

Quote of the day!
or maybe
Quote of a few weeks ago!
Makes me think of oneeyedick's tag line.

Talking about clothes in the Q&A
http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=43277&p=715300#p715300

[Drawingablank]

We had our yearly physicals yesterday and the doc called with our blood test results. When he asked my wife if my son and I drank much at the burn she came up with a classic - "well, not when they were asleep".

[ibdave]

We had our yearly physicals yesterday and the doc called with our blood test results. When he asked my wife if my son and I drank much at the burn she came up with a classic - "well, not when they were asleep".

Note to self:(Drawingblank) Have yearly physical before burn,




























if needed........

[Drawingablank]

Lol, funny thing is I drank a tiny bit less than I do in defaultia while on the playa. My son on the other hand drank pretty much non stop.

Luckily our neighbors were veteran burners who took him under their wing and actually convinced him to pound back water as well. You know how it is - dad don't know jack shit, but if a total stranger tells them exactly the same thing they believe it.

[gyre]

Craig Ferguson referring to a kid's camp ...

"It's like burning man for little people."

[MisaBlue]

The man are like carpet. Lay them down good the first time and you can walk over them the whole life.

[ygmir]

The man are like carpet. Lay them down good the first time and you can walk over them the whole life.

oh those nutty Czech proverbs........

[Foxfur]

"Actually it is about feeling inspired and not feeling inspired and how they are both totally ok."
-A friend describing a recent poem.

[Foxfur]

"Squirrels know what to do with their nuts. Guys don't."
-Gene Simmons

[gyre]

"You have to fight against every injustice
because you never know how it will end."


-Simon Wiesenthal

[Shambala]

So the UPS guy comes into the office today (real story) to make a delivery and puts the box between his knees while he gets his electronic pad ready for a signature. As I walked by, I couldn't help my self and said, "nice package between your legs buddy". I am expecting some sort of legal action against me over that one.

[Sail Man]

So the UPS guy comes into the office today (real story) to make a delivery and puts the box between his knees while he gets his electronic pad ready for a signature. As I walked by, I couldn't help my self and said, "nice package between your legs buddy". I am expecting some sort of legal action against me over that one.

So Shambala, whats it like trying to walk with a square peg shoved up your round hole?

[gyre]

Would that have been funnier with a female ups driver?


Or just more actionable?

[knowmad]

The small mind is it's own prison.
Said to a friend dealing with haters.

[knowmad]

You would not belive how hard it is to have a Donkey show removed from your record.

[gyre]

“People who make no noise are dangerous.”


and another ...

“Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide”

and ...


Beware
so long as you live,
of judging men by their outward appearance.


Jean de la Fontaine

[knowmad]

"dressed in a leppard suit, the tart spread ass far and wide."
-Shum yung Gai

[gyre]

Sometimes I don't think you're taking this seriously at all ...

[gyre]

"Please don't stow your weapons in the overhead bins."


Announcement on a commercial flight for military personnel.

Not a joke, by the way.

[B the B]

"Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

[maryanimal]

I was (trying) to read that thread called "....and my mind hums", or something like that. I laffed when I read this post from UglyDougly

Hey guess what you know what? Cause I heard they have a thing where they make a big man and a bunch of old hippies and freaks they go out way out into the desert and guess what they burn it, betcha didn't know that. And guess what there's naked ladies there are drugs too. Sounds real cool, doncha think?

[jkisha]

I stopped clicking on that thread years ago. It never made sense to me.

I was (trying) to read that thread called "....and my mind hums", or something like that. I laffed when I read this post from UglyDougly

Hey guess what you know what? Cause I heard they have a thing where they make a big man and a bunch of old hippies and freaks they go out way out into the desert and guess what they burn it, betcha didn't know that. And guess what there's naked ladies there are drugs too. Sounds real cool, doncha think?