Elorrum wrote:Oh pointy bird,
Anoint my head,
I SHAN'T be learning this one by heart, nor putting it to music (oh gawd... it's too late isn't it.)
Dunno if this is a universal thing or not, but the crows around here look like someone's injected them with steroids over the winter. One in particular looks like it could totally smother me with a single poop were it so inclined.
And my response to this??? To stay on its good side.
And my M.O. for this? To feed it.
(nope. doesn't make any sense to me either.... still I do it)
He's a strange bird.... with a completely different voice than the rest.... and he'll actually shut up when I shush him, unlike the others. I HAVE seen his poop tho, and you just hope you're wearing boots if you happen upon one.