Best Line Today

[gyre]

I had hard times trying to keep sitting at my chair while laughing so hard!

tellerhans

[gyre]

"Paul and Ichabod are a delightful couple from Toronto.

They're looking for a breezy summer getaway in wartorn Chad."

[gyre]

"Only in Santa Cruz would you have biker wars over who's going to control pumpkin spice lattes."

Santa Cruz news story

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...79P5BG20111026

[gyre]

The moral of this story is that if you plan to circulate a Dilbert comic calling your boss a drunken lemur, the best way is to use your boss’s unattended computer to e-mail it to the entire company.

- Scott Adams



http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilb ... for-p.html

[TomServo]

"This is your Kingdom now, Little Debbie. Rule with mercy."

- from The Onion

[FIGJAM]

"Donkey's are dead sticky when thier melted."

[TomServo]

"You're making my shit itch!..and it hasn't come out yet." Gordon Ramsey

[wh..sh]

"You're making my shit itch!..and it hasn't come out yet." Gordon Ramsey

I am just surprised he spoke a whole sentence without one "fuck".

[TomServo]

"Eplaya's not the best place for someone with delicate sensibilities...or at least it didn't used to be."

Words of widom, to snark victims and snarkers who get their shit tossed in their face. I take it with a grain of salt, as I've found most eplayans are actually really nice people, in person.

[gyre]

"Conditions there are not conducive to ... staying alive."

- Luis Argueta, referring to some south american countries


docko director of Abused, the story of AGRI meat processors
The previous head of AGRI is currently serving a 27 year sentence

http://abusedthepostvilleraid.com/

a few dockos
http://www.newday.com/films_title.html

[gyre]

As my artist's statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible
and is therefore full of deep significance.

- Bill Watterson

[clocksnmirrors]

from a co-worker of long ago: "i'm not bitter... i'm hostile"

[gyre]

That's wonderful!

[clocksnmirrors]

lol he was quite the curmudgeon for someone of his 24 years

i wonder what he's doing now....

[Triken]

lol he was quite the curmudgeon for someone of his 24 years

i wonder what he's doing now....

I might have seen him working his side-job (alias: Walter) with Jefff Dunham in Kelowna a few years back...





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[FIGJAM]

"I find breathing baffling!"

[gyre]

[Nipple]

viewtopic.php?f=279&t=39498&view=unread#p930204

Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

not with that attitude

[MyDearFriend]

Anonymously tell me something you dislike about me and I'll work on improving it.

[ygmir]

a friend used this, inspired by a line had used years ago, the other night, to break up a fight in a rough and tumble redneck bar.

"if you don't quit, right now, I'm gonna drag you out back, suck your dick, and tell everyone your gay"

he said the guys expression was priceless!! hahaha

[lemur]

Any fly will juggle.
He has claws and pads on his feet and if you hold him on his back,
he will catch anything you give him"- PERCY SMITH

[tatonka]

"do not pray for a easy life , pray for strength to endure a difficult one "

[lemur]

"DIE HARD IS MY FAVORITE CHICK FLICK"

[clocksnmirrors]

its going to be as dry as a popcorn fart

[illy dilly]

As long as no one tries to fix it- it should keep working.

A coworker referring to a cable spooler that's jimmy rigged together while we wait for the replacement parts.

[knowmad]

a friend used this, inspired by a line had used years ago, the other night, to break up a fight in a rough and tumble redneck bar.

"if you don't quit, right now, I'm gonna drag you out back, suck your dick, and tell everyone your gay"

he said the guys expression was priceless!! hahaha

I've used that line before.

[BBadger]

a friend used this, inspired by a line had used years ago, the other night, to break up a fight in a rough and tumble redneck bar.

"if you don't quit, right now, I'm gonna drag you out back, suck your dick, and tell everyone your gay"

he said the guys expression was priceless!! hahaha

That reminds me of this:

[Captain Goddammit]

jesus h. fucking christ, some of the canadians on this board are as stoic and humOURless as masturbating with no fingers.

[lemur]

"Im not a holocaust denier, Im a history questioner"

(really someone said that)

[gyre]

Real email today-

My daughter J____ is on her high school's trebuchet team for physics.

They would like to bring their trebuchet just to demonstrate it.