Thecatman wrote:I recently saw these and liked them. I hope they don't offend anyone.
HARRY REID.
THE BEST FRIEND
an ILLEGAL ALIEN HAS.
.
I saw KISS MY HARRY REID the other day, it made me laugh....sadly he scares me less than Sharron Angle.
Favorite Bumper Stickers
by LostinReno » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:21 pm
I saw KISS MY HARRY REID the other day, it made me laugh....sadly he scares me less than Sharron Angle.
-
LostinReno - Posts: 650
- Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:57 pm
- Location: 4:30 & G
- Burning Since: 2009
by Thecatman » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:44 pm
.
A vote for "none of the above" will prmote Reid. IMHO, I think Angle is the lesser of two evils, same with Brian Sandavol.
I had a Sharron Angle yard sign on the front of my truck at BM this year. My truck was facing 8:30 at K.
LostinReno wrote:I saw KISS MY HARRY REID the other day, it made me laugh....sadly he scares me less than Sharron Angle.
A vote for "none of the above" will prmote Reid. IMHO, I think Angle is the lesser of two evils, same with Brian Sandavol.
I had a Sharron Angle yard sign on the front of my truck at BM this year. My truck was facing 8:30 at K.
My cats are cuter then your grandkids!
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
- Thecatman
- Posts: 1423
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:47 pm
- Location: Nevada desert 120miles S. of BRC
by Thecatman » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:39 pm
Two things he said, Harry Reid, said that makes me want to puke is:
1) "Only 36,000 Nevadans lost they're job today. Thats real good!"
2) "I don't see how anybody of Hispanic background can be a Republican!"
Don't know if thats word for word but it made me sick.
1) "Only 36,000 Nevadans lost they're job today. Thats real good!"
2) "I don't see how anybody of Hispanic background can be a Republican!"
Don't know if thats word for word but it made me sick.
My cats are cuter then your grandkids!
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
- Thecatman
- Posts: 1423
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:47 pm
- Location: Nevada desert 120miles S. of BRC
by Thecatman » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:08 pm
Caa-Chingg.
I might have one made up
I might have one made up
My cats are cuter then your grandkids!
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
- Thecatman
- Posts: 1423
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:47 pm
- Location: Nevada desert 120miles S. of BRC
by The CO » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:15 pm
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
M*A*S*H 4207th: An army of fun.
Fire Spinners- 2B1, ask1. Oregon Fire Conclave
Yes, I am the arbiter of doing it right or wrong. Guess which one you are!
Fire Spinners- 2B1, ask1. Oregon Fire Conclave
Yes, I am the arbiter of doing it right or wrong. Guess which one you are!
-
The CO - Posts: 1515
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:56 am
- Location: Twins City, OR
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: M*A*S*H 4207th
by Thecatman » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:37 pm
Saw one that said
Bend Over
This is gonna hurt
Bend Over
This is gonna hurt
My cats are cuter then your grandkids!
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
- Thecatman
- Posts: 1423
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:47 pm
- Location: Nevada desert 120miles S. of BRC
by LostinReno » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:03 pm
lucky420 wrote:Tea Parties are for little girls with imaginary friends
I sooooo want one!-
LostinReno - Posts: 650
- Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:57 pm
- Location: 4:30 & G
- Burning Since: 2009
by LostinReno » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:11 pm
Thecatman wrote:Two things he said, Harry Reid, said that makes me want to puke is:
1) "Only 36,000 Nevadans lost they're job today. Thats real good!"
2) "I don't see how anybody of Hispanic background can be a Republican!"
Don't know if thats word for word but it made me sick.
I really do hate the political debate, and most of the Reid/Angle banter has been taken so far out of context it's rediculous, however Angle has made some pretty sickening herself.
Regarding women who've become pregnant as a result of rape "These women should make lemonade out of lemons" WTF is that?
Again, "It's not my job to create jobs for Nevadans" ooookkkaaay.
The fact that she claims she lives in a middle class neighborhood. I can almost guarantee you she doesn't live in a middle class neighborhood. Puleeeze, she wouldn't want to do away with unemployment, social security and medicare if she really lived in a middle class neighborhood. Of course she doesn't care about social security, she was a teacher and her husband worked for the BLM (or some other gubbermint agency), they can't collect social security because they never paid into it.
-
LostinReno - Posts: 650
- Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:57 pm
- Location: 4:30 & G
- Burning Since: 2009
by theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:35 pm
lucky420 wrote:cafepress.com is it okay to post this? I do not own the company or work there...
Someone asked, you answered. Absolutely within the rules. But thanks for asking.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
-
theCryptofishist - Posts: 34181
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:28 am
- Location: In Exile
- Burning Since: 1986
by Sail Man » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:30 pm
My other auto is a .45
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
_______________________________________
Algorithms never survive the first thirty seconds of patient contact
_______________________________________
Algorithms never survive the first thirty seconds of patient contact
-
Sail Man - Posts: 4511
- Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:03 am
- Location: 20 Minutes into the Future
- Burning Since: 2008
- Camp Name: Kidsville: Delicious
by brushfire on the playa » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:38 am
misfit wrote:found on playa,,,"no one cares you went to burning man".
along the same lines, but not seen on-playa - "nobody gives a shit what you did on the playa"
that one made me a laugh a little.
i'm on the playa, bitch!
bigger and better next year, every year...
bigger and better next year, every year...
-
brushfire on the playa - Posts: 41
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:29 am
- Location: San Francisco, CA
- Burning Since: 2008
- Camp Name: Miso Horny
by JStep » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:12 am
accordionMan wrote:AntiM wrote:My Karma ran over your Dogma.
I forgot about that one... got a good laugh when I first saw it!
I like the original better "My karma ran over my dogma"
My karma running over your dogma doesn't make sense and implies no understanding of either concept.
~JStep
Nebraska Regional Contact
Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
http://www.tallgrassburners.com
Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
Nebraska Regional Contact
Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
http://www.tallgrassburners.com
Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
-
JStep - Posts: 776
- Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:19 pm
- Location: Omaha, NE
- Burning Since: 2011
by JStep » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:50 am
There's no government like no government.
Keep your religion off my body.
Godless Socialist.
I <3 Sluts.
I (spade) my dog.
I (club) my wife.
Religion should be like your genitals. it's fine to enjoy them, it's fine to be proud of them, just keep them to yourself unless invited to share.
And one that my brother in law created for placement under your least favorite stickers "...and I'm a fucking idiot."
The mark of success came when one appeared on his car beneath a sticker he had.
Following is a lot of my favorite quotes, some are stickers, some are t-shirts, some a re just good quotes:
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." --Lenny Bruce
"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman." --Homer Simpson
"If Jesus was Jewish, how come he has a Mexican name?"--Anonymous
"Go to heaven for climate, and hell for society." --Mark Twain
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence"
-Christopher Hitchen
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." - Anonymous
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen Roberts
And what comedian designer configured the region between our legs--an entertainment complex built around a sewage system? - Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
For ages, a deadly conflict has been waged between a few brave men and women of thought and genius upon the one side, and the great ignorant religious mass on the other. This is the war between Science and Faith. The few have appealed to reason, to honor, to law, to freedom, to the known, and to happiness here in this world. The many have appealed to prejudice, to fear, to miracle, to slavery, to the unknown, and to misery hereafter. The few have said, “Think!â€
Keep your religion off my body.
Godless Socialist.
I <3 Sluts.
I (spade) my dog.
I (club) my wife.
Religion should be like your genitals. it's fine to enjoy them, it's fine to be proud of them, just keep them to yourself unless invited to share.
And one that my brother in law created for placement under your least favorite stickers "...and I'm a fucking idiot."
The mark of success came when one appeared on his car beneath a sticker he had.
Following is a lot of my favorite quotes, some are stickers, some are t-shirts, some a re just good quotes:
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." --Lenny Bruce
"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman." --Homer Simpson
"If Jesus was Jewish, how come he has a Mexican name?"--Anonymous
"Go to heaven for climate, and hell for society." --Mark Twain
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence"
-Christopher Hitchen
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." - Anonymous
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen Roberts
And what comedian designer configured the region between our legs--an entertainment complex built around a sewage system? - Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
For ages, a deadly conflict has been waged between a few brave men and women of thought and genius upon the one side, and the great ignorant religious mass on the other. This is the war between Science and Faith. The few have appealed to reason, to honor, to law, to freedom, to the known, and to happiness here in this world. The many have appealed to prejudice, to fear, to miracle, to slavery, to the unknown, and to misery hereafter. The few have said, “Think!â€
~JStep
Nebraska Regional Contact
Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
http://www.tallgrassburners.com
Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
Nebraska Regional Contact
Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
http://www.tallgrassburners.com
Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
-
JStep - Posts: 776
- Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:19 pm
- Location: Omaha, NE
- Burning Since: 2011
by Ugly Dougly » Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:15 pm
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
- Addison
- Addison
-
Ugly Dougly - Posts: 15568
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:31 am
- Location: San Jose, CA
- Burning Since: 1996
by Ugly Dougly » Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:17 pm
Love of beauty is Taste. The creation of beauty is Art.
-Emerson
-Emerson
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
- Addison
- Addison
-
Ugly Dougly - Posts: 15568
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:31 am
- Location: San Jose, CA
- Burning Since: 1996
by Thecatman » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:27 pm
Not a sticker but a t shirt that said
RedNeck
White Trash
Blue Collar
RedNeck
White Trash
Blue Collar
My cats are cuter then your grandkids!
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act."
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."
- Thecatman
- Posts: 1423
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:47 pm
- Location: Nevada desert 120miles S. of BRC
Re: Favorite Bumper Stickers
by knowmad » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:12 pm
God is perfect man is not, man made Beer, God made pot.
...................................................
...................................................
I don't need to be a Queen or a King to be a Princess.
...................................................I don't need to be a Queen or a King to be a Princess.
-
knowmad - Posts: 3017
- Joined: Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:33 pm
- Location: Puget Sound
- Burning Since: 2009
- Camp Name: '09-'11 Specialist Clan
'12 Barbie Death
Re: Favorite Bumper Stickers
by TomServo » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:22 pm
"I'm High on Life!
...and glue"
...and glue"
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing
Even though were all alone we are never on our own
Even though were all alone we are never on our own
-
TomServo - Posts: 5707
- Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:17 pm
- Location: Marshalltown, Iowa
- Burning Since: 1999
- Camp Name: BloodBath&Beyond
Re: Favorite Bumper Stickers
by thnkr » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:50 pm
Don't Just Bump 'er, Sticker
And, if we can include those cute notes we write to those who have trouble parking correctly:
AIM HIGH!
Why take up two parking spaces
when, with a little effort,
you could block all four!
And, if we can include those cute notes we write to those who have trouble parking correctly:
AIM HIGH!
Why take up two parking spaces
when, with a little effort,
you could block all four!
It's pronounced with an "A"
-
thnkr - Posts: 10
- Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:07 pm
- Location: Jerome, AZ
- Burning Since: 2010
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests