ygmir wrote:ask the Gorn.
theCryptofishist wrote:It's a little creepy. It does sort of look like a hole, so there I am wondering if I can fuck her back.
Wrong in multiple ways...
Of course there's a Wikihow on how to stop masturbating, because why wouldn't there be? Now that we're at the final entry of this article, doesn't it make you a little sad that there's clearly a decent enough population of people Googling "how to stop masturbating" that there are dozens and dozens of articles on the subject? That's the world we're in, people. A world in which people are at home, one hand clenched like a vulture's claw at their groins, all carpal tunnelly and pruney with spittle, desperately typing away trying to find a way to end the madness.
Mojojita wrote:ygmir wrote:
What worries me is that if her vagina is really that color, there's somethin' really wrong....
And, I'll bet her farts smell like roses too.