^Rhino! wrote:Cowboy, she's just STANDING there.
This is why I prefer chicks with power tools.
Give 'em a pair of holsters for DeWalt cordless drills. Then they smile seductively at lumber...........


cowboyangel wrote:^Rhino! wrote:Cowboy, she's just STANDING there.
This is why I prefer chicks with power tools.
Give 'em a pair of holsters for DeWalt cordless drills. Then they smile seductively at lumber...........
you mean wood ?
Foxfur wrote:Mark Kelly, husband of Gabrielle Gifford, bought a .45 and an AR15 the day after he testified that people don't need them. Said he wanted to learn about gun laws. Also said he wanted to show how easy it was to buy them and show how lax the background checks are.
Of course it's easy to buy them when you don't have a criminal record.
I think he was buying them for home defense and came up with a cover story when he was found out.
Dude, there's no shame in buying guns for self defense.
Millions of other people have done the same after being victimized by gun wielding criminals.
As for his plan to "surrender them to police"?
What he's doing is making a $2-3,000 donation to his local police department.
Why doesn't he talk to his buddy Feinstein and ask her to turn in her concealed carry permit? There are no carry permits in civilian hands in San Francisco... None.
Hypocrisy runs deep in the anti-gun lobby...


Thecatman wrote:I recently saw this on a web site. l'm not looking to start any political party bashing or arguments or debates. I just thought this was funny.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following problem.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
You are carrying a Glock and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me and not my family?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and gardening day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...(sounds of reloading).

cowboyangel wrote:Thecatman wrote:I recently saw this on a web site. l'm not looking to start any political party bashing or arguments or debates. I just thought this was funny.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following problem.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
You are carrying a Glock and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me and not my family?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and gardening day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...(sounds of reloading).
Well... I'm a Democrat and I'd say, "Rush, no need for that"...then Bang.
Turtleburp wrote:cowboyangel wrote:Thecatman wrote:lalalaala.
Surely it's a trick question - the scenario must take place on a foreign holiday because what self respecting American lunatic would be carrying a fucking knife!?
^Rhino! wrote:Cowboy, she's just STANDING there.
This is why I prefer chicks with power tools.
Give 'em a pair of holsters for DeWalt cordless drills. Then they smile seductively at lumber...........
^Rhino! wrote:Cowboy, she's just STANDING there.
This is why I prefer chicks with power tools.
Give 'em a pair of holsters for DeWalt cordless drills. Then they smile seductively at lumber...........

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