The person below me

[Eric]

No. I don't run the world.



tpbm has just discovered something new they love

[knowmad]

yes and there's a song that goes with it!

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PBM would you (have you) ever consider running for public office?

[TomServo]

Not seriously, but did ponder it..and I would promise NOTHING.

TPBM enjoys meeting new burners from far away lands.

[lucky420]

I do, it's one of my favorite things!

TPBM is having a traditional Irish dinner tonight

[Eric]

Sadly not. He had to go to work
fine, so he's actually Scottish. That wouldn't have worked though, would it?


tpbm is hungry for something completely unavailable where they live

[TomServo]

Been craving anything from the Stinking Rose lately!

TPBM LOVES Garlic.

[theCryptofishist]

Yes.
TOBM thinks eggplant is actually a food.

[Elorrum]

I do like it. I think for a vegetable the texture is most meatlike when cooked.
Tpbm thinks there's something strange about parsnips.

[clocksnmirrors]

i've always felt that


they look like albino carrots


tpbm knows the pleasure of a really good grilled cheese sandwich

[theCryptofishist]

when I was a kid. I'm a bit nonplussed by the surgence of grilled cheese as a trending food.
TPBM hates, hates, hates the term "trending".

[clocksnmirrors]

"trending" doesn't bother me as much as "at the end of the day"


tpbm has never had a turkey reuben

[illy dilly]

Nah, I always opt for the corned beef or pastrami option.

TPBM loves Corned Beef and Cabbage.

[Savannah]

I do, but I had it in the form of a toasty-hot reuben a week ago. Mmm.

The person below me has a song stuck in their head.

[clocksnmirrors]

oddly enough it's not even a full song. it's a soundbite from the movie birdcage

la virgen llorabaaaaaaaa......


tpbm loves a good homemade chicken soup

[Elorrum]

*choir of angels sings* Yes, I like home made chicken soup.
tpbm makes a lot of soup.

[clocksnmirrors]

got a pot on the stove right now!


tpbm views reality as a collective hunch

[Eric]

I'm not sure what constitutes "reality", so I can't really answer


tpbm has a serious kim-chee addiction

[Roberto Dobbisano]

i currently have dental issues am unable to do most mouth oriented addictions...just the thought of cold beverage or sugar filled drink sends searing pain rocketing around my head....sleep is not happening.

tpbm is waiting for the opioid induced rants to begin.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

yes, and i'm wondering if there will be pacing and hand gesticulations as usual?

tpbm knows how to talk with their hands.

[Simon of the Playa]

yes, and your left is talking to your right again.


tpbm is convinced that cleverbot makes up half of the shit for him...

[clocksnmirrors]

ok i'm not sure what or who cleverbot is so i'm going to say probably not?


tpbm has a naturally sexy aroma

[theCryptofishist]

it's news to me.
TPBM hates march madness.

[Foxfur]

I'd rather watch left-handed Burmese fart racing.

TPBM recently committed an obscene act. And is proud of it.

[clocksnmirrors]

give me ten minutes, a tablespoon of mayonaise and a ferret and i'll get back to you


tpbm has seen every episode of the walking dead

[knowmad]

yup!
PBM there are zombies attacking what do you have in arms reach to defend yourself with?

[lucky420]

oooh i have a pair of scissors. I'll have to strike hard and fast...

TPBM is an expert at the "hard and fast" strike

[Savannah]

Double-tap! . . . I'd honestly do okay during the zombie apocalypse. I certainly wouldn't blow town without a canteen, ANDREA.

The person below me would like to live in a treehouse.

[Eric]

I could be convinced...



tpbm is afraid of heights

[clocksnmirrors]

very much so



tpbm has razor sharp toenails

[Savannah]

Hahaha! No way. My toenails are impeccable and painted with dark red glitter polish.

The person below me wants a new haircolor.