The person below me

[clocksnmirrors]

yes, shined shoes exist. bigfoot on the other hand...


tpbm believes in peanut butter, and demonstrates such by vigorous clapping of hands

[lucky420]

Love it. But hates it when you ruin it with jelly.

TPBM has a fart stuck sideways and it hurts

[maryanimal]

Not anymore...

tpbm love to watch The Rifleman and other old shows.

[theCryptofishist]

I rarely watch tv.
TPBM rarely plays video games.

[Elorrum]

I'll admit to a binge every now and then, it's sort of like a good book, and you have to keep at it.
tpbm doesn't like to go to the post office to mail packages.

[theCryptofishist]

I don't like going to the post office...
Tpbm knows how to do silverware.

[gaminwench]

Yep, many years in the restaurant industry...

TPBM believes in dragons...

[theCryptofishist]

I'm one myself...
TPBM is a merperson.

[TomServo]

No, I'm an anarchist.

TPBM wishes punching your boss was legal.

[knowmad]

What the fuck is a boss? and you call yerself an anarchist.
PBM tell me where o where

[Elorrum]

All I can think of is "... has my Under Dog gone? Oh, where oh where can he be?"tpbm wishes a song Could summon super help.

[Eric]

Not really - with my singing voice I'd be off-key & get the villain instead

tpbm occasionally wonders why they did something the hard way

[BBadger]

I do, but then I remember that sometimes when those dice are rolling at the table, you've just gotta trust your luck.

TPBM cannot be trusted with canned air.

[clocksnmirrors]

incredible that you posted this
just yesterday i was at a thrift store and purchased an old 7 gallon air tank that i am going to convert into a barbeque grill


tpbm has a craving for something sweet

[knowmad]

nah Something Spicy... oh Wait how bout both? I think lunch is going to be egg rolls with Sweet chilli sauce. thx!

pbm would you ever entertain the Idea of using the burn as a launching point for a world wide travel? what holds you back?

[theCryptofishist]

My job, mostly. I feel like holding on to a government job in this economy is worth considering. Also, there's the whole "Can I go to Thailand in an wheelchair" thing.
TPBM really wants to go to Burma, not Thailand.

[Foxfur]

My uncle drove the Burma road in WWII. Always wanted to do the same some ol' time...

TPBM sees nothing wrong with staring at the sun.

[knowmad]

It's a free Sun I can stare at it if I want.
person below me Word association; Nachos, Mother, Liquor, Donkey.

[Elorrum]

enucleation

tpbm loves finding obscure words for things they want to describe

[TomServo]

Sorta...I love it when I look up a word I'm about to use, but not sure if it's what I though, and find out, somehow, somewhere I learned that obscure word and subconsciously ready to use it.

TPBM is making corned beef and cabbage this weekend, not giving a shit what country created it.

[theCryptofishist]

I've never had corned beef. And cabbage is universal--in a Northern European sort of way.
TPBM thinks it sad that the Irish didn't have Borscht.

[knowmad]

nah, I'm not to Fond of Beets. And pretty indifferent when it comes to the plight of the Irish. I've got my own people who are Raging drunks that hate our colonizers religion and laws to worry about.

TPbm looks for ways to save the environment that fit their upwardly mobile lifestyle.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I'm not sure I'm upwardly mobile, for one. I do feel this urge to tell the Greenpeace people with clipboards that I work for an environmental agency all day, and I don't want to be waylaid by clowns asking me to help the environment.
TPBM thinks I'm too nice.

[maryanimal]

No one is too nice fishyfriend, however you're a sweetheart with just the right amount of snark and sacasm! You have a heart of gold.

Tpbm can be an overbearing, pompous ass when warranted.

[Foxfur]

I resent that one of the little people would talk of me so.

TPBM will be one of the carriers of my sedan chair this year.

[clocksnmirrors]

if only!


tpbm has the hots for tpam

[gaminwench]

doesn't everyone???

TPBM refuses to participate in St.Paddy's Day celebrations...

[Eric]

Some of us work in clubs and don't have a way to avoid tonight. I am wearing all black, with just a green tie (no green tie - boss not happy, green tie - I'm being ironic...) When you're a bearded redhead, you learn to dread the drunks (unless they're hot, in which case it's all "good luck to kiss a leprechaun!")


tpbm did Brides of March instead

[Elorrum]

nah, I don't have the occasion to do dress up holidays in bars.
maybe I'm missing some fun.

tpbm just wishes things would start going in another direction.

[knowmad]

could care less about the direction. It's the snails pace of progress that's driving me mad.
PBM is the future we are in anything like the future you envisioned?