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TPBM will never die!
The person below me
by Captain Goddammit » Sat May 31, 2008 7:45 am
Too much is not enough, and when in doubt double it.
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by Ugly Dougly » Sat May 31, 2008 9:38 am
Thank you very much.
TPBM is giving me oral sex.
TPBM is giving me oral sex.
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
- Addison
- Addison
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by theCryptofishist » Sat May 31, 2008 10:45 am
False.
TPBM has a fool-proof plan for getting Dr. Suzy Block to burningman this year.
TPBM has a fool-proof plan for getting Dr. Suzy Block to burningman this year.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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by the fire elf » Sat May 31, 2008 4:07 pm
false...
wouldn't it suffice to plan to follow omen?
TPBM has placed their success in a theoretical path that shows no sign of sudden transfiguration into a better scenario
wouldn't it suffice to plan to follow omen?
TPBM has placed their success in a theoretical path that shows no sign of sudden transfiguration into a better scenario
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by oneeyeddick » Sat May 31, 2008 4:33 pm
Very false.
TPBM watches 1/2 hour long Girls Gone Wild commercials for entertaiment purposes.
TPBM watches 1/2 hour long Girls Gone Wild commercials for entertaiment purposes.
Because he's a big dick with ears, that's why~~~~Doc Pyro
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by Simon of the Playa » Sat May 31, 2008 4:55 pm
***freaking out, looking around room for hidden camera***
tpbm is kenneth lay.
tpbm is kenneth lay.
FaceBook Tastes Like Grandma™
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by theCryptofishist » Sat May 31, 2008 6:41 pm
False.
TPBM is the heir to Frito-Lay.
TPBM is the heir to Frito-Lay.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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by Bluelatinsurfer » Sat May 31, 2008 7:38 pm
Not any more, I traded that title for a pocket full of magic beans.
TPBM looks out their window with a pair of binoculars.
TPBM looks out their window with a pair of binoculars.
Andres A.K.A. Menudo
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by Tiahaar » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:58 am
heheh only if you live in That beach house on That bluff...'yes we love the view and use this 100x scope to dolphin watch all the time'...
TPBM got sunburned yesterday and is hiding inside right now
TPBM got sunburned yesterday and is hiding inside right now
Burning Man 2003,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12; Desert Carillon, Ulaume's Chimes, Iron Native, Black Rock Solar DPW Crew, Portal Collective
Welder, mechanic, bike fixer, bus nut, furry, SL dancer, and Captain of the Starship Palomino
Welder, mechanic, bike fixer, bus nut, furry, SL dancer, and Captain of the Starship Palomino
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by oneeyeddick » Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:07 pm
I can't really answer that, now, can I ?
The person below me has asked thier doctor....
"What is this ?.....it doesn't really hurt...but what is this ?"
The person below me has asked thier doctor....
"What is this ?.....it doesn't really hurt...but what is this ?"
Because he's a big dick with ears, that's why~~~~Doc Pyro
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by lonestoner916 » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:48 pm
oneeyeddick wrote:I can't really answer that, now, can I ?
The person below me has asked thier doctor....
"What is this ?.....it doesn't really hurt...but what is this ?"
True!
Turns out it was a third eye!
Sure it looks scary, but I can't see a thing with it. Maybe it's not MY eye at all!!
TPBM voted for Bush!
Both fucking times!
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by Rolan Headon » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:06 pm
True, the wife bought a whole bottle of the shit, in tincture! Hate the shit, god what a taste...wantit?
The pblm is suffering from a superiority/inferiority simplex
The pblm is suffering from a superiority/inferiority simplex
Was born late and falling ever further behind, will soon be in the lead.
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by the fire elf » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:20 pm
ah, too true...whether my own or a sapience inclined to either marvel at or look down upon a bug
though the jist of life might simply be to have a good idea.
lightweight, packs away nicely
TPBM has lotsa space
though the jist of life might simply be to have a good idea.
lightweight, packs away nicely
TPBM has lotsa space
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by DVD Burner » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:45 am
Well not so true, it's an understatement at this point but that's another story.
TPBM is staring at this thread and is maybe saying, Hummmmmmmm?
TPBM is staring at this thread and is maybe saying, Hummmmmmmm?
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by DVD Burner » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:57 am
Well if you caught it, you did.
Percentage wise and then some. Fire Elf and all.
Include that in TPBM if you like.
Percentage wise and then some. Fire Elf and all.
Include that in TPBM if you like.
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by theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:56 am
The person above me made no discernable predictions.
TPBM has a pet ruminant.
TPBM has a pet ruminant.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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by the fire elf » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:42 am
contemplative; meditative: a ruminant scholar.
perhaps more than one, depending on the angle of consideration
TPBM likes to see money going, and feels jipped when it cums
perhaps more than one, depending on the angle of consideration
TPBM likes to see money going, and feels jipped when it cums
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by EvilDustBooger » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:35 am
False.
TPBM sprinkles playa dust on salads to curb the acidity of the vinegarrette.
TPBM sprinkles playa dust on salads to curb the acidity of the vinegarrette.
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by help » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:12 pm
False.
The beloved Playa dust that falls outta my hair, and off of my hat is incidental, not intentional. I SPRINKLE it on icecream to counter that slick creamy feel it gives my tongue.
(Man am I Jones-ing for a new personally hand-picked batch!)
TPBM is searching for the right questions, regardless of the answers.
The beloved Playa dust that falls outta my hair, and off of my hat is incidental, not intentional. I SPRINKLE it on icecream to counter that slick creamy feel it gives my tongue.
(Man am I Jones-ing for a new personally hand-picked batch!)
TPBM is searching for the right questions, regardless of the answers.
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by the fire elf » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:02 pm
False...
to seek regardless of what's sought?
sounds like a headfuck...or an earnestless quest
TPBM is looking for their next one
to seek regardless of what's sought?
sounds like a headfuck...or an earnestless quest
TPBM is looking for their next one
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by Tiahaar » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:51 pm
Actually I'm still looking for my first one and am ever hopeful 
TPBM is working on a wild new desert costume!
TPBM is working on a wild new desert costume!
Burning Man 2003,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12; Desert Carillon, Ulaume's Chimes, Iron Native, Black Rock Solar DPW Crew, Portal Collective
Welder, mechanic, bike fixer, bus nut, furry, SL dancer, and Captain of the Starship Palomino
Welder, mechanic, bike fixer, bus nut, furry, SL dancer, and Captain of the Starship Palomino
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by AntiM » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:58 am
True, true true.
TPBM has Halloween all planned.
TPBM has Halloween all planned.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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by EvilDustBooger » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:55 am
False.
But, if I really crane my neck, and shove my pectoral up, I can just barely lick my own nipple.
Ouch.
The person below me can kiss their own nipples with ease.
But, if I really crane my neck, and shove my pectoral up, I can just barely lick my own nipple.
Ouch.
The person below me can kiss their own nipples with ease.
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