true. I've only said it to married women.............
TPBM cracks not only their knuckles, but, every joint they can........
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by pinemom » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:33 am
True, till age kicked in...then I have treid to not do it as all those wives tales of arthritis started coming true!
TPBM is going to show up at the party tonight after all!
TPBM is going to show up at the party tonight after all!
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by theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:06 am
Not bloody likely.
tpbm's childhood pet died in a tragic accident.
tpbm's childhood pet died in a tragic accident.
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Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by BAS » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:00 am
False, actually when I went off to college my Mom had my dog "put to sleep".
TPBM has a phobia they are embarrassed to admit to having!
TPBM has a phobia they are embarrassed to admit to having!
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Do things that have never been done."
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Do things that have never been done."
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by littleflower » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:17 pm
i don't eat either ... gotta go get that movie...
TPMB will drink too much tonight.
TPMB will drink too much tonight.
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by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:19 pm
No, I have to work tomorrow.
TPBM was a Drum Major/ette in high school band.
TPBM was a Drum Major/ette in high school band.
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Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by Box Burner » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:57 pm
If I could do that I would have lots of girlfreinds!
TPBM can roll his tongue.
TPBM can roll his tongue.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .
ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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by pinemom » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:36 am
her tonge...TRUE!
having had it pierced for awhile helped me teach the muscles new tricks!
TPBM....is going to tell us their wildest costume idea for 2009!
having had it pierced for awhile helped me teach the muscles new tricks!
TPBM....is going to tell us their wildest costume idea for 2009!
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by theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:18 pm
Unknown.
The person below me gets gas from bacon.
The person below me gets gas from bacon.
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by betrdanevr » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:45 pm
False. But I am now thinking about making a pot of bean soup with a ham bone, and that oughta do the trick! 
TPBM just realized there's no cat/dog food in the house and is about to get tripped by their animals unless they forage quickly in the kitchen...
TPBM just realized there's no cat/dog food in the house and is about to get tripped by their animals unless they forage quickly in the kitchen...
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by theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:27 pm
Nope. Nothing falling from the sky tonight.
The person below me got an awkward gag gift in the past 18 months.
The person below me got an awkward gag gift in the past 18 months.
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Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by RingO'Fire » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:19 am
True, fake pirate tattoos and little rubber "clone" mice from an ex-GF.
TPBM can't wait to get home and try out their new deluxe G-Spot vibrator.
TPBM can't wait to get home and try out their new deluxe G-Spot vibrator.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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by BAS » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:03 pm
No, but I do need to go to the drugstore.....
TPMB stayed in bed late this morning, pretending that they were still in Black Rock City.
TPMB stayed in bed late this morning, pretending that they were still in Black Rock City.
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by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:08 pm
You were pretending you were still in Black Rock City, you silly woman!pinemom wrote:False, I was up at 3am for some stupid reason?
No, clowns are creepy nad not in a good way.
TPBM did something shameful to his/her childhood pet.
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by littleflower » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:43 pm
true, and i also like to squish it through my teeth.
TPMB has a hot date tonight
TPMB has a hot date tonight
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by BAS » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:01 am
Sorry about that, although I don't know how it got all the way over there! (Though, in my defense, I had to get rid of it before this norovirus which is going around the dorm I clean gets to me....)
TPBM has to work this weekend!
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by littleflower » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:20 pm
i guess nobody had to work ... including me ...
TPMB is planning a trip to a very exotic location.
TPMB is planning a trip to a very exotic location.
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by DVD Burner » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:03 pm
Nah, exotic shit always happens to and around me. I can never plan that.
I'm in an exotic place I never really expected to be.
TPBM is just now waking up.
I'm in an exotic place I never really expected to be.
TPBM is just now waking up.
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by pinemom » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:46 am
yeah? I never sleep in anymore..and apparently for good reason...nightmares involving get away Mutant vehical and a morphing baby killing machine attack!
TPBM....is going to share the story of their kindegarten first love.
TPBM....is going to share the story of their kindegarten first love.
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