The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

Nope. That farm has had its fields sown with salt.
When tpbm saw Red's post, there was a facepalm and a yelling out of: "No, Fishy's going to post next!"

[Box Burner]

Off in the far reaches of the universe a fleet of space ships racing across deep space to attack the hiddious monsters who insulted their great and fearless leader is suddenly smashed against a forehead.


TPBM would emigrate to colonize a new planet if the opportunity arose.

[theCryptofishist]

Depends on the terraforming...
TPBM would be perfectly happy in a satellite station.

[AZ_cali420]

I absolutely would be.

Tpbm wants to jump from a helium balloon from the highest altitude possible.

[Sail Man]

Are you freaking kidding me ?!?

Umm, no, not at all.



tpbm would rather eat bugs then skydive from space.

[theCryptofishist]

Are those the only two choices?
TPBM would rather eat bugs than watch a Nick Cage movie.

[Savannah]

What kind of bugs? Are they chocolate-dipped? And which Nicholas Cage movie? 'Cause I've been meaning to see Wild at Heart for years.

The person below me will post a picture of their Halloween costume on ePlaya the morning after . . .

[theCryptofishist]

What's Hallowe'en?
TPBM will post a picture of his/herself in costume for a grade school Thanksgiving pagent.

[theCryptofishist]

No, no I wont.
TPBM never falls asleep at work...

[AZ_cali420]

Impossible to fall asleep on rollerskates..

Tpbm is always fashionably late to work.

[lucky420]

No I like to get to work a little early so I can leave a little early. I have 5 o'clock traffic anxiety

TPBM is going to try and stay up all night tonight so a nap will be on the agenda later today

[lucky420]

Edit for double post

[theCryptofishist]

No, I'm not going to try to stay up all night. A nap still might happen...
TPBM has big plans that involve picnics and wayward art.

[Elorrum]

ALWAYS!!!!
sounds like a great date.
TPBM is working through a little retail therapy.

[theCryptofishist]

*hangs head* Yes...
TPBM once gave away everything s/he owned.

[maryanimal]

almost everything. But it's only material things.

tpbm discovered a new place to play.

[clocksnmirrors]

HAH! yes. it's a strip club with full nudity.

i'm not even going to tell you how much i dropped there last weekend.....


TPBM rinses with hydrogen peroxide after brushing

[Savannah]

I don't, it's too harsh (in my opinion).

The person below me needs something, but isn't sure what.

[knowmad]

something to believe in.

or more spandex and bigger hair.

TPBM also didn't go to a Decom event.

[theCryptofishist]

I went. I had more fun than I expected.
TPBM thinks that that's a heretical way to describe a burningman event.

[maryanimal]

Not really. Seacompression is tonight and I couldn't make it this year.

tpbm is jumping for joy!

[theCryptofishist]

Um...
TPBM took a long nap this afternoon.

[AZ_cali420]

Nope... Spent the day in the Tonto national Forrest

Tpbm never tips the pizza man.

[theCryptofishist]

I tip him like a cow!

Um, well, it's been years since I ordered pizza delivery, but of course I'd tip the guy.
TPBM used to deliver pizza.

[AZ_cali420]

No but my very first job was at pizza hut makin pizzas and answering phones...

Shittiest job ever.

TPBM enjoys streaking at football games.

[theCryptofishist]

Only if by "streaking" you mean "smiting the ignorant so they outgrow their silly sports interest.
TPBM feels the same way about the theatre.

[maryanimal]

It depends on the play.

tpbm has a craving for something but cannot for the life of them figure out what it is.

[theCryptofishist]

It usually turns out to be sugar.
TPBM loves soy sauce.

[knowmad]

I do not use the word "love" so flippantly. But I'd use soy sauce if there is no tamari.
Person below me if you were alive in 1412 A.D. what kind of life would you have?

[theCryptofishist]

Servitude.
TPBM was Cleopatra.