ePlaya Thunder Dome

[emily sparkle]

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What happens in ePlaya Thunder Dome stays in ePlaya Thunder Dome. Moderators are not responsible for breaking up fights herein. Participation in ePlaya Thunder Dome is at your own risk. Moderators & administrators will still enforce the TOS as they see fit.

[EvilDustBooger]

...I knew I liked emily sparkle.

[SED]

Yep, that's the spirit!

[BigCock]

The plonk is weird. It's like one channel of the stereo being out.








... with really shitty thrash noise playing.

[Toolmaker]

A note from your Moderators

What happens in ePlaya Thunder Dome stays in ePlaya Thunder Dome. Moderators are not responsible for breaking up fights herein. Participation in ePlaya Thunder Dome is at your own risk. Moderators & administrators will still enforce the TOS as they see fit.

ROFLMAO

[SED]

C'mon, muthafuckas!

[BigCock]

Sure, I'm a muthafucka. That's good lovin, not abuse. I'm here for abuse!

[SED]

[Picks up rusty hatchet. Points toward greasy stump in the wood shed.]

This could be gooood. . .

[BigCock]

Too chicken to do me barehanded?


In that case, I'm off to get a boomerang. Mind your head, mate.

[Jewel***]

Come on already!!!! I'm ready for the show. All this testosterone talking......where's the blood and broken bones?

[Bin Noddin]

Oh, this should be good. [cue harp music and swirly visuals] Last time I was in a real, actual fight was eighth grade, me and Surfer Joe Wheeler, after he dropped a candy wrapper on my lunch. The crowd was yelling for me - nobody liked Surfer Joe who came from California and had long, yellow hair and claimed to have surfed with the Beach Boys and told us we were rubes and hicks in our backwater school. Ted Fitte yelled at me not to box the guy, just kick him in the nuts. Three or four guys were holding down a big goon named Manny who was also an outcast and Surfer Joe's protector. I must have taken too long to think about Ted's suggestion - a bigger kid named Woolis pushed me into Surfer Joe, who got his kick in the nuts unintentionally and the crowd carried me away before a teacher got there. I got two black eyes and a reputation not to be messed with that lasted for the rest of high school, even though I was and am a mellow, quiet fellow. And, Surfer Joe was right, we were rubes and hicks and he realy DID surf with the Beach Boys and within a year or two we all had long hair and lots of us went surfing. [cue more harp music, things come back into focus again] OWWW!!! that bastard SED hit me from behind.

[SED]

Too chicken to do me barehanded?

The ax was for your benefit only, my feathery, feculent friend. In deference to your wishes, I shall now deal with you pollo a mano.

In that case, I'm off to get a boomerang.

As the chicken comes home to roost, so does the boomerang . . .

[wrenching sound, followed by a dull snap. Feathers.]

[OregonRed]

Oh, this should be good. [cue harp music and swirly visuals] Last time I was in a real, actual fight was eighth grade, me and Surfer Joe Wheeler, after he dropped a candy wrapper on my lunch. The crowd was yelling for me - nobody liked Surfer Joe who came from California and had long, yellow hair and claimed to have surfed with the Beach Boys and told us we were rubes and hicks in our backwater school. Ted Fitte yelled at me not to box the guy, just kick him in the nuts. Three or four guys were holding down a big goon named Manny who was also an outcast and Surfer Joe's protector. I must have taken too long to think about Ted's suggestion - a bigger kid named Woolis pushed me into Surfer Joe, who got his kick in the nuts unintentionally and the crowd carried me away before a teacher got there. I got two black eyes and a reputation not to be messed with that lasted for the rest of high school, even though I was and am a mellow, quiet fellow. And, Surfer Joe was right, we were rubes and hicks and he realy DID surf with the Beach Boys and within a year or two we all had long hair and lots of us went surfing. [cue more harp music, things come back into focus again] OWWW!!! that bastard SED hit me from behind.

LMAO!!!!!

[BigCock]

It's a common misperception that boomerangs always come back. That only happens if you miss.



Ooo, that's gotta hurt.

[K-mom]

Well, what do ya know? The cock can throw!

[SED]

Hey Manny, Joe. Take care of this Cock Sucker.

Ooo, that's gotta hurt.

Yes, I'm afraid it's got to hurt. Otherwise, we never learn . . .

[BigCock]

Hey Manny, Joe. Take care of this Cock Sucker.

Gin martini please, Joe. Hendricks, no vermouth. Thanks. And while he's getting that, can you please work on this kink in my neck Manny? I think Jewel*** left some massage oil in the pantry. Brilliant. SED, bless his heart, tried to loosen it up but it appears he did more harm than good.

Ooo, that's gotta hurt.

Yes, I'm afraid it's got to hurt. Otherwise, we never learn . . .

So now you understand how a boomerang works. GOOD! Next we'll work on your attire. Really, how can you expect to get any respect at all in those old schmatas. Let's start with that new head appendage of yours. You may want to mount a warning beacon. We don't want any low-flying airplanes running into you, now do we.

[SED]

Your feeble attempts befit you, my little chick-a-dee. Just remember boychik, a big cock needs big balls.

As for the massage, I think you'll be happier with my work when Manny and Joe put the rubber fist in your anus.

[BigCock]

hmm, he's contemplating my privates and wants to put something in my butt ... hmm ... I thought he was straight, but then again, Durango is not too far from Brokeback Mountain, is it. ?.

H'hem. Well fellas, hate to have to run before the soap gets dropped, er, um, I mean, hope the snow stops - heh heh!
backs up towards door
My neck feels much better all of a sudden, besides you'll be needing that oil for lube, er, um, gotta show to catch on the tube! Yeah, so, be sure to wear a condom, DOH! I, uh, what I meant was, sure wish we had more in common.

bolts out



SEE YA!

[SED]

Yeah, so, be sure to wear a condom, DOH! I, uh, what I meant was, sure wish we had more in common.

We have more in common than you might think. Yer mama, for example.

If you want even more in common, then you should avoid condoms altogether. I do gets around.

[Ranger Genius]

Hey Emily (Sparkle),

Could you please explain why BMORG has apparently cast eplaya to the wolves, spam-wise?

In plain terms, can you tell us the precise reason the BMORG has apparently decided to put almost no resources into improving the eplaya for its users and for the dozens of others who might become users?

I've never complained about this before but you must agree that the spamming is getting way out of hand. What does it take to get problems fixed?

SED

Hey, SED, I don't know if you're aware of this, but you're a worthless pile of steaming sub-human excrement. You've never contributed anything valuable to this board, nor even succeeded in being even one miniscule bit as amusing as you seem to think you've been. Not since DVD's heyday has anyone contributed so much valueless filth to this board, nor shat upon so many potentially-interesting threads, stifling all potential for intelligent discourse.

I submit that you do this out of an idiotic spite, and a fear that if you engaged in any sort of civilized discourse, the true depth of your staggering imbecility would be revealed for all to see and mock. There comes a time where the line between pretending to be an asshat becomes genuinely being an asshat; you crossed that line long ago.

I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog.

Now please, go in the other room so the grown-ups can talk.

[SED]

Lick my balls.

[Toolmaker]

Lick my balls.

Hard to believe he's an adult with children. I'll have to agree with RG, its really sad the way a small handful of jerks do all they can to keep new users away. Some of these ppl make a good arguement for a modification of the radical inclusion principal. With blatant violations of the TOS repeatedly I wonder why some of these jerks havent been removed from the board.

[SED]

A note from your Moderators

What happens in ePlaya Thunder Dome stays in ePlaya Thunder Dome. Moderators are not responsible for breaking up fights herein. Participation in ePlaya Thunder Dome is at your own risk. Moderators & administrators will still enforce the TOS as they see fit.


The ePlaya and Burning Man are becoming less dangerous, physically and emotionally. Cops are everywhere. I decry this warming trend and am doing my part to keep it hot and dangerous here on the boards.

Ad hominem attacks are for pussies and low-rent punks. It's ideas and thoughts I threaten. No rule can govern me, and I'll only recognize the personal authority of those who know me personally.

There's a list of offenses which will bring down the lash. That's the risk. What they are only I know. That's the adventure.

I'm offering this space as a reserve area in whick I will dole out unalloyed criticism to those who think they can handle it. It's my offer to contain my nasty side to one thread, as long as those who are summoned arrive forthwith, preferably with sufficient armour. Please have all your shit together, so I can enjoy the fullness of its distruction.

If no one comes, I'll revisit the playa at large and find them myself, wherever I feel like looking.

Who's first?

RG and TM, you forget where you are. My spam attack was a demonstration of how egregious the BMORGs neglect of this site has become and how futile the complaints we lodge are. I don't enjoy complaining. I prefer action. If the mods want to ban me, they can. If they don't, then your complaint is with them, not me.

And thanks for licking my balls. You can stop now.

[AntiM]

Technically "the mods" can't ban anyone.

[cowboyangel]

this tiny drunk cute man-hating chick once asked me to fight her in the thunderdome and I banned myself.

[SED]

That's impressive. I would've kicked the snot out of her.

[SED]

Hey Ranger, I said stop licking my balls. You're creeping me out, man.

[Jewel***]

That's impressive. I would've kicked the snot out of her.

Oh please, you're really not that strong. I know the real truth about you.......

[SED]

Just because you're still full of snot, it doesn't mean I couldn't have kicked it out of you. I had my carpet to think of, afterall.