Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrested.

[pizzamancer]

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[TT120]

That is excellent advice.

[Token]

Let me sum that up:

Shut the fuck up!

You name and ID are pretty much all you have to provide if asked.

Then ....

Wait for it ....

Shut the fuck up!

Y'all have been learned.

[BBadger]

It bears repeating:

Shut the fuck up!

[Mojojita]

Doesn't have to be a wrongful arrest - any arrest, SHUT UP!

[illy dilly]

So what you guys are saying, is that I should quietly explain to the officer why it is that I'm doing what I'm doing, and that I'm really not THAT guilty?
Then shut up and wait for him to understand right?

[Token]

Only if you do it in sign language.

[Savannah]

Only if you do it in sign language.

Am I free to go? Please check this box.

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] SPREAD 'EM

[ygmir]

Only if you do it in sign language.

Am I free to go? Please check this box.

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] SPREAD 'EM

*runs to get #2 pencil*

[BurnerBunny]

There are only 3 questions to choose from when responding to an officer of the law:

Am I under arrest? No, leave immediately

Am I being detained? No, leave immediately

Need a blowjob? Yes, suck your way to freedom

[Foxfur]

There are only 3 questions to choose from when responding to an officer of the law:

Am I under arrest? No, leave immediately

Am I being detained? No, leave immediately

Need a blowjob? Yes, suck your way to freedom

This is why bringing a hitchhiker is a good idea.
"Do you want gas money?"
"Only if you can't handle copdong..."