I'm Miss Bunny, I have ONE (1) ticket for sale!
It's $390 (the face value paid).
I have the ticket in my hand, with a survival guide!
I can leave it at Will Call under your name, after payment.
Payment by cash (if you wish to come to Will Call in person to meet me there), or by PAYPAL. No cheques, bartering, haggling etc please.
Contact me on email@example.com only please, and hurry as tickets are hard to come by and this is a genuine ticket from a trusted source
Love, Miss Bunny