Only if you are a unicorn.
the problem with that is that your essential sparkle pony nature will insure that you will not live to see the meet and greet. Possible causes of death include: falling off unicycle onto trash fence; auto impalement on horn or ukelaile; dehydration; encounter with DPW or death guild or Perimeter; lost on the way to the playa and never found. There are others, some even more gruesome, but I think I got the list of the most likely. These are the ones that would be on Family Feud with double-digits.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
by theCryptofishist » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:37 am
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
by oneeyeddick » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:03 pm
The unicorn rule has been in place since 2004, sorry I didn't mention that earlier.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
by Sail Man » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:54 pm
oneeyeddick wrote:Due once again to circumstances beyond our control we have an announcement to make.
In order to obtain tickets at center camp for the 2013 burn you must actually be able to ride a unicycle, or play a ukulele.
If you can do both at the same time you are eligible for 2 tickets.
You might want to also include Limericks so Yggy can attend, not sure he can ride a unicycle, especially if forced to play said ukelele at the same time. But I'd surely pay a scalper for a ticket to see that one, yes siree bob!
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
by ygmir » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:03 pm
theCryptofishist wrote:So, I can go twice in the same year.
I like it.
"go"? What, if you're already there?
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
by ygmir » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:05 pm
Sail Man wrote:oneeyeddick wrote:Due once again to circumstances beyond our control we have an announcement to make.
In order to obtain tickets at center camp for the 2013 burn you must actually be able to ride a unicycle, or play a ukulele.
If you can do both at the same time you are eligible for 2 tickets.
You might want to also include Limericks so Yggy can attend, not sure he can ride a unicycle, especially if forced to play said ukelele at the same time. But I'd surely pay a scalper for a ticket to see that one, yes siree bob!
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
by oneeyeddick » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:48 pm
Due to the vast number of applicants that already own ukuleles and unicycles(I know, I know...who woulda thought, huh?), you must also be dressed like a bondage clown before you will be considered for assigned tickets.
That's right, I said assigned, stay tuned for more details about this new ticketing process in an upcoming Jack'sAssSpeaks.
That's right, I said assigned, stay tuned for more details about this new ticketing process in an upcoming Jack'sAssSpeaks.
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