Burning Man for AMERICANS!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

yeah, i said it...

Burning Man is For Americans.

i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French.

oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.

Screw the South Africans and the Austrailians, too.

fuck em' all, lets take their damn tickets and give em' to REAL AMERICAN BURNERS.

im sick and tired of all of my obtuse burna-culture jokes going right over their heads.

and if i hear Darude "sand storm" one more time i'm gonna go postal on the nearest BMW.

i think this is a practical solution to ALL of our woes, we've just been afraid to state the obvious.

oh shit, i'm from italy.

i guess i better marry an american, stat.

[lemur]

i guess you saw that post too, didnt you?

i was gonna make a thread like this..... too..

sheesh, great minds think alike

[Simon of the Playa]

can i see your birth certificate please?

[junglesmacks]

I'm drawing the line on the Germans. No way. Who will bring the sparkle party?

[H.G.Crosby]

i believe there is a cuteness loophole that applies to all foreign sparkleponies.

the eye candy quotient, if not filled by americans, will be supplemented with auslanders, these numbers have not yet been released.

[lucky420]

You left out the Kiwis...

[ygmir]

[moonrise]

Release them! Release them! The numbers, I meant, the numbers...yea, that's what I meant (don't you wanna see the 100+ foot shark mv? let go of them thar tickets).

[theCryptofishist]

You left out the Kiwis...

He also forgot to note that leaving the Russians out would also generate more booze for americans...

[lemur]

so i guess all of south america and north america are in?


hooray we can still have canadians!!

[moonrise]

Best check with Roberto first (after he get's hitched to an American).

[Roberto Dobbisano]

ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.

[H.G.Crosby]

la ironía, usted se baña en ella.

[Ugly Dougly]

Aw, I wish was cool, too.

[Simon of the Playa]

dougly, donate MORE to the BRAF and you too can be cool....

american dollars only please.

[moonrise]

Did you run that by Noni and Nanu?

I already invited; Sunny, Baby, Chicky, Zizzy, Butchy, LuLu, Cosmo, Gracey, Kitty, Louie, Jimmy, Johnny, Aunt El, Carmine, and Joe.. We're gonna need to open up the house next door. Call for more help!

ETA: I forgot Ursula (that young one from Palermo).

[knowmad]

Me and my Native American Brethren Will Trade you A-D streets in exchange for a large box of glowsticks and Casino Rights. We also demand that no White man cross Center camp and Esplanade, as we hold these lands sacred.

[Simon of the Playa]

then it's safe to assume that you'll be selling cheap cigarettes there, because that would be so cool.

[Foxfur]

Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights

[moonrise]

Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights

Among other things.

[knowmad]

then it's safe to assume that you'll be selling cheap cigarettes there, because that would be so cool.

Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights

We are a proud people with a rich and colorfull history, we do no need for the White man's ways to continue living as we have for countless moons. Of course our heritage holds all life sacred and includes paying respect to creator and all of his creations. A pack of premium Ciggerets has the equality of $3 worth of respect. We also hold the Sacred dance known as Dub-Step to be our devine rite and are deeply ofended when whit man use it for thier own use.

We can live togeter in peace as long as the dust blows and the Generators hum.

[ygmir]

ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.

now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac

[Simon of the Playa]

oh god i've been waiting to use this.....


WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!


we have tipis too.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

im not not licking twins.

[International Incident]

i guess you saw that post too, didnt you?

i was gonna make a thread like this..... too..

sheesh, great minds think alike

Ha, post the link Pls!

[International Incident]

ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.

now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac

Yggy, droll, very droll.

Wonder how many people will get the ref!

[ygmir]

ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.

now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac

Yggy, droll, very droll.

Wonder how many people will get the ref!

depends on if they became blue eyed twins, I'd imagine.

[moonrise]

^^^^

[theCryptofishist]

ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.

now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac

Yggy, droll, very droll.

Wonder how many people will get the ref!

depends on if they became blue eyed twins, I'd imagine.

Age may also be a factor...

As may be the exposure to movies of the 70s.

[theCryptofishist]

oh god i've been waiting to use this.....


WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!

Are they going to fill in for Costco Soulmate Trading company?