Timezone LaFontaine wrote:I'll tell you a story that I believe is appropriate in light of our speculations on the details of this whole system.
In the South, where I'm from, we have a Christmastime tradition which involves an empty pool, and a greased-up sow with a lit menthol cigarette in her mouth. The activity involves taking turns trying to catch the sow and wrassle the cigarette from her mouth -- then quickly smoke the remainder of it before she can catch you and do whatever is necessary to regain her cigarette. And let me tell you this -- a full-grown sow is not a beast to be trifled with. Getting scared and climbing out of the pool is -- how shall I say...? -- not considered to be in the Christmas spirit.
I bring this up because certain processes may seem to be opaque, inscrutable... yet within their workings is a certain elegant balance -- as elegant as can be expected, perhaps, in an imperfect world. I mean, can anything really live up to the roiling brew of expectations and sweet sentimental memories and severe wrassling-related injuries imbued in Christmastime? Now, apply the same difficult scenario to the management of Black Rock City. And before anyone asks, yes I have put in requests and no, they are not going to allow me to dig a pool into the playa surface. There are also issues around bringing a sow to BRC (which I believe I could get around, but I daren't say how publicly). The menthols shouldn't be a problem.
What were we talking about again?
Janet Planet wrote:How about a massive and radical DO OVER! No tickets have been delivered, credit cards can be refunded. Tell the lucky burners and the scalpers they're getting their $ back, scramble around and have a ticket sale that incorporates what has been learned from this disaster.
Janet Planet wrote:None of this blablabla about how the gate delay would tie up traffic on NV state Highway; have you noticed all that playa around? I think we could fit a few extra vehicles in there.
Mitch wrote:I think the Exodus is more of a problem than arrival, which could be facilitated by offering the beleaguered theme camps early access passes, which we need more of anyway.
Mitch wrote:Sorry, I knew that wasn't clear the minute I hit 'submit'
I meant:
Exodus is more of a problem than arrival.
You can make arrival even easier by letting people in early.
(Arrival just depends on how many different gates and staffers there are to get people in, so it's a problem that CAN be solved by throwing more resources at it. Exodus is an entirely different matter, most people hit the road and turn left. You can get about one car every 10 seconds onto the highway; so 6 cars a minute, 360 cars an hour. Seems like a lot, but if there are 20,000 vehicles, that's 55.5 hours of exodus, more than 2 days.)
theCryptofishist wrote:Wann geht der nächste Schwan?
just sort of scares me. The idea of the burn never changing sounds like putting a stake through its heart. Like Simon, I like the idea of the burn as a chaotic. Of course, my gods, insofar as I have them, are trickster gods and the instant I start taking things for granted, I can expect them to slap me in the face. So, I am willing to sit this out, if that's the way things work out. I didn't go in 07 and I didn't go in '10 and if this is really as bad as so many think it is, then I may have had my last year at the event. Will I miss it if don't get to go this year? Yes. As much as I miss my feet? No. As much as I miss Scott? Hell, no!...their goal is to never change.
MyDearFriend wrote:Turning a bunch of newbs loose out there without experienced role-models and builders, though, that's just stupid.
theCryptofishist wrote:MyDearFriend wrote:Turning a bunch of newbs loose out there without experienced role-models and builders, though, that's just stupid.
Good thing that the first time they brought the man to the playa there was a whole crew there already to show them the ropes...
Will I miss it if don't get to go this year? Yes. As much as I miss my feet? No. As much as I miss Scott? Hell, no!
lucky420 wrote:Will I miss it if don't get to go this year? Yes. As much as I miss my feet? No. As much as I miss Scott? Hell, no!
it is truly all about perspective and you hit a home run with this fishy...
MyDearFriend wrote:Oh, I would never advocate for an un-changing Burn; far from it.
Turning a bunch of newbs loose out there without experienced role-models and builders, though, that's just stupid.
There is a balance to be struck, and it's too important to leave to chance. Or so I think.
marcgorcey wrote:MyDearFriend wrote:Oh, I would never advocate for an un-changing Burn; far from it.
Turning a bunch of newbs loose out there without experienced role-models and builders, though, that's just stupid.
There is a balance to be struck, and it's too important to leave to chance. Or so I think.
I have a nightmare of a bunch of rich tourists, drunks and hippie ravers wandering around a campless esplanade saying "isn't this teh best burn evah ?"

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