MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP 2012

[lemur]

Announcing MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP.


This camp will be new on the playa in 2012!!

Since there is no commerce allowed on the playa, we, the organizers of MONEY FOR NOTHING camp think our idea will work great!! Our idea allows participants to experience the realities of many real world situations, without the dreaded feeling of actually expecting to get something in return for their money!!! WIN WIN!!!

EXCITED?! Want to know more? Keep reading!!!


OK SO HERES HOW IT WORKS:

YOU (the valued participants) show up at MONEY FOR NOTHING camp..

YOU (the valued participants) hand over your hard earned money (REAL CASH!!) to one of the friendly representatives..

AND YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN!!!

BRILLIANT

We at MONEY FOR NOTHING camp feel that this experience will be very fulfilling to the people who participate. They will be able to experience first hand what it feels like to be someone who spends their MONEY FOR NOTHING.

So, how do you get involved?

Way to get involved #1 Bring us your money!!!

Way to get involved #2 Show up at our camp at 2:15 and M street on Monday and we will train you!!



REMEMBER: MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP 2:15 & M

MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP: WHERE THE PLAYA TRULY DOES PROVIDE!!

[theCryptofishist]

Don't forget these:

[lemur]

nothing will be counted before it is hatched!!

ALSO, chicks:



AND, guys!!! (sexy ones)



WILL BE COLLECTING THE MONEY (we are an equal opportunity employer, all people of all types will be allowed to work for money for nothing camp.. but the ones pictured above are already "core" members)

We will be starting a KICKSTARTR campaign soon to raise money for the cash box. The cash box is the only piece of infrastructure we need help with.

We expect it will cost about $19



MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP: WHERE THE PLAYA TRULY DOES PROVIDE!

[Dr. Pyro]

At MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP we can turn your useless equity into valuablememories for us! Just ask us how!

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Is good attempt, but why spend good money for almost nothing?

At Apokiliptika Money Exchange, we take worthless money and exchange it for pretty, shiny, almost-valuable Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ . We know your cash will not to spend in Black Rock City, so you can exchange that worthless, useless off-playa currency for genuine Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™, honored at various sekret location in City. We will keep your money nice and secure in underground vault at sekret Cayman Bank location, and you can use Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ for schwag, sexual favors, bribing BLM rangers - you can even attempt to bail out of Lovelock Graybar Hotel. And as pre-ticket special, you will get BEST rate of exchange at Apokiliptika Money Exchange. Here is unpaid and forgotten endorsement of loyal conscripted and interrogated comrade, you shall to read:

I demand that you "gift" me. Where's my fucking gift?! What's this? Some bulk shit from Oriental Trading Company? I'm insulted! I need and deserve...

Apokiliptika Gifting Credits!!!

...and a pony. I like the march idea. You should all organize, decorate, and make costumes and signs for it and maybe I'll lead when I get there. I am the electric sugar bomb and my parents love me.

Just see Killbuck, standing under seedy lamppost, on corner of Annihilation and Third, in beautiful downtown Black Rock City. Apokiliptika Money Exchange - where your money is worthless. Tell 'em Boris sent you.

(Current disposition of funds gifted to Apokiliptika Money Exchange will not result in receipt or issuance of any instrument, device, scrip, or anything of tangible value, but will keep your pockets empty to put cool schwag into. Not a licensed, unlicensed, or actual broker, dealer, salesperson, financial steward, cashier, money manager, currency exchange executor, funds transfer service, negotiator, operator, promoter, proxy, representative, abettor, or legitimate offer, however we will take your money. ©2006, 2012 Apokiliptika Money Exchange, under license of Apokiliptika Ministry of Financial Gain, Bribery, and Payola, a proud and wealthy partner of the Apokiliptika Group of Subjugated and Annihilated Terrortories. ©2012, Kamp Apokiliptika. All rights, lefts, and wrongs reserved.)

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[ygmir]

Is good attempt, but why spend good money for almost nothing?

At Apokiliptika Money Exchange, we take worthless money and exchange it for pretty, shiny, almost-valuable Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ . We know your cash will not to spend in Black Rock City, so you can exchange that worthless, useless off-playa currency for valuable Gifting Credits™... We will keep your money nice and secure in underground vault at sekret Cayman Bank location, and you can use Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ for schwag, sexual favors, bribing BLM rangers - you can even attempt to bail out of Lovelock Graybar Hotel. And you will get BEST rate of exchange at Apokiliptika Money Exchange. This is unpaid and forgotten endorsement of loyal conscripted and interrogated comrade...

I demand that you "gift" me. Where's my fucking gift?! What's this? Some bulk shit from Oriental Trading Company? I'm insulted! I need and deserve...

Apokiliptika Gifting Credits!!!

...and a pony. I like the march idea. You should all organize, decorate, and make costumes and signs for it and maybe I'll lead when I get there. I am the electric sugar bomb and my parents love me.

Just see Killbuck, standing under seedy lamppost, on corner of Annihilation and Third, in beautiful downtown Black Rock City. Apokiliptika Money Exchange - where your money is worthless. Tell 'em Boris sent you.


(Current disposition of funds gifted to Apokiliptika Money Exchange will not result in receipt or issuance of any instrument, device, scrip, or anything of tangible value, but will keep your pockets empty to put cool schwag into. Not a licensed, unlicensed, or actual broker, dealer, salesperson, financial steward, cashier, money manager, currency exchange executor, funds transfer service, negotiator, operator, promoter, proxy, representative, abettor, or legitimate offer, however we will take your money. ©2006, 2012 Apokiliptika Money Exchange, under license of Apokiliptika Ministry of Financial Gain, Bribery, and Payola, a proud and wealthy partner of the Apokiliptika Group of Subjugated and Annihilated Terrortories. ©2012, Kamp Apokiliptika. All rights, lefts, and wrongs reserved.)
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and you wonder, why people supplicate, and lay prostrate, at your feet, in hopes of your shining countenance upon them, and sharing your sacrosanct opinion, oh you, erudite queen of all things Apok!!

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Komrade, you may arise to knees and approach...

[graidawg]

damn! i usually just through my wallet out of the wndow as i approach gerlach.

[lemur]

Is good attempt, but why spend good money for almost nothing?

At Apokiliptika Money Exchange, we take worthless money and exchange it for pretty, shiny, almost-valuable Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ . We know your cash will not to spend in Black Rock City, so you can exchange that worthless, useless off-playa currency for valuable Gifting Credits™... We will keep your money nice and secure in underground vault at sekret Cayman Bank location, and you can use Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ for schwag, sexual favors, bribing BLM rangers - you can even attempt to bail out of Lovelock Graybar Hotel.

MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP WILL ACCEPT APOK GIFTING CREDITS.

WE WILL ALSO FULLY REDEEM 200% OF THEIR ACTUAL VALUE: NOTHING.

We Triple Guarantee® that youll get DOUBLE the amount of value for every dollar you spend with us when compared with APOKILIPTIKA GIFT CREDITS. That is right, our "nothing" is worth 2 times an apok gift credit. That is value you can count on, with no credit needed.

When looking for a way to spend your hard earned cash at burning man, remember our Triple Guarantee®.

Don't trust socialist "in store credit" systems. At MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP we give you 2x the nothing immediately, with no questions asked and no limits imposed.

MONEY FOR NOTHING CAMP: you can trust our Triple Guarantee®

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Da, but can you GUARANTEE the security and safety of the worthless cash spent at Money for Nothing camp? We will keep money safely and securely stored at Unregistered Sekret Cayman Bank. When you exchange worthless cash for Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ at Apokiliptika Money Exchange, you can rest assured that we will keep VERY close eye on it.

Also, we are opening new Mobile Exchance Service for Soviets (M.E.S.S.™) where our Modern Modified Open Playa (M.O.O.P.™) delivery system guarantees to spread Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ all over playa. Using our M.O.O.P M.E.S.S. Service, you can empty pockets faster, with more convenience, saving time otherwise spent in long lines waiting to prepare for your imminent pre-annihilation Interrogation.

To answer concern from another long-time client of Apokiliptika Money Exchange, while giving plaudits to efficiency of professional interrogatrix method used by Apokiliptika prior to post-interrogation annihilation and immolation:

Please seek professional help.

What's the current exchange rate for counterfeit gifting credits to kronur?

Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™ are backed by reserves of Apokiliptik Central Committee Bank in ApokiliptiRubles, one of the most stable non-currencies in Black Rock City, second to none, and even more stable than Kantina Mourning Yuan, Verboten Marx, Thunderdome Pounds, Comfort-and-Joy Bucks, and even venerable Barbie Plastik. (for further information, please schedule to speak with your personal Apokiliptika Interrogatrix. Currnet ApokiliptiRuble Exchange rate is listed on Socialist Underworld Coordinated Kamp Exchange and Retribution Service. Please to refer to S.U.C.K.E.R.S. Guidelines for detail.)

You can put your money into unused theme camp infrastrukture, or on food and water for kamp, which will soon be depleted… You can even throw away on Coffee Rental at Center Kamp… or you can exchange for new, shiny Apokiliptika Gifting Credits™, where you will get everything you deserve - and even more of less.

All exchange rates may change depending on various hidden tables and charts we won’t tell you about. All license and necessary fees will be calculated and charged prior to application to Apokiliptika Gifting Credits. Applicable fees will include but may not be limited to attorney's fee, origination fee , appraisal fee, recording fees, underwriting fee, overcharging fee, estimator’s fee, ticket fee, on-playa fee, tax evasion fee, mark-up fee, currency inspection fee, printing fee, atomic energy usage fee, shirtcocker fee, pyrotechnical assistance fee, mandatory payanuddah fee, upgrade fee, BLM avoidance fee, buy-down fee, fee implementation fee, auto-de fee, scalper execution fund fee, graft disbursal fee, non-disclosure fee, camp jots pee fee, and borg payoff fee. Member of O.U.S.O.B. , Equal gifting credit supplier.

[Elorrum]

[graidawg]

i have decided i will go to money for nothing camp and get money for nothing which i will exchange for apokolyptika gifting credits which are strong against barbie plastic at teh moment, then in a complicated fimanacial system change them into beer from there its just a short step to marmite. Marmite goes well on toast with cheese, cheese is good for disco. disco is played at sound camps so with i will use the cheese to fund a sound camp! thanks Lemur very generous of you a real gift to the whole community.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

... beer from there its just a short step to marmite. Marmite goes well on toast with cheese, cheese is good for disco. disco is played at sound camps so with i will use the cheese to fund a sound camp...

It is by doom alone I set my burn in motion. It is by juice of PBR that from sugar yeast begat alcohol, alcohol begat intoxication, marmite comes from yeast. It is by doom alone I set my burn in motion.

(From Apokiliptik Mentat Training Manual)

[Elorrum]

start with nothing and the end result is a sound camp. I can't argue with that.

[theCryptofishist]

...Unregistered Sekret Cayman Bank..

This is not Sekret Caiman Bank you are looking for!

[5280MeV]

YOU (the valued participants) hand over your hard earned money (REAL CASH!!) to one of the friendly representatives..

AND YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN!!!

Don't believe this huckster - I have personally paid him trillions of dollars and been very disappointed in his wares.

I sincerely doubt that this camp will be able to hold up their stated end of the bargain.

Money for nothing? Sound too good to be true? Yea, right - smells like a scam to me.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

...Unregistered Sekret Cayman Bank..

This is not Sekret Caiman Bank you are looking for!

Tovarich!!! You are NOT supposed to post picture of secret underground (OK, Underwater) Cayman bank.. Now we will have to move funds to secret bank elsewhere... I hear Lagos is nice this time of year... Although our current fudiciary arrangement with them may to make Conflicted Interest... I will have to ask our Lagos Financial Advisor, Barrister Prince Abollo Ayo Mobutu Emmanual PHILLIPS Esq... he has helped with plumpage of Apokiliptik Treasury for many year, and by his account is very wise guy indeed, da...

[Zhust]

YOU (the valued participants) show up at MONEY FOR NOTHING camp..

YOU (the valued participants) hand over your hard earned money (REAL CASH!!) to one of the friendly representatives..

AND YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN!!!

I demand a refund! You are providing nothing for money! False advertising!