One thing's for sure. Last years near total lack of wind, didn't beat them against cars into teeny, tiny bits. We should expect the Zombie Menace to be larger this year.
(Some people would use this opportunity to make a joke about starving to death this year, on a diet of burgin' brains, but I wouldn't be one of those...)
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.