Post Ticket-Disaster Theme Camps

[theCryptofishist]

(What are the possibilities when big camps bail, and others step in to fill the void?)

(Also known as Not Quite Ready for Prime Time Theme Camps, 2012)

Sharpie Camp, where they lull you to sleep and then draw on you.
After Wednesday, when they still haven't had anyone fall asleep there, they take to running through the streets looking for people sacked out in shade structures and drawing on them.

Maybe they'll be poorly planned shirtcockers. Theme camps are going to have to multi-task...

[lemur]

The Syd Gris soup kitchen and shelter for stageless DJs

[grenadine]

Going with the theme I was thinking about getting a bunch of people to dress up as sperm and run around the playa looking for ovum.

[The CO]

I just thank dog that I'm a part of the military and not a theme camp.

M*A*S*H 4207th abides. And continues.

[Trishntek]

How about in recognition of the hysteria we are currently witnessing over the lottery and the Fertility theme, we have a camp called Hysterical Hormone Camp. It's a camp where everyone acts like a pubescent virgin going nuts over lack of instant gratification as we make them wait a due course of time for a happy ending of virile bliss.

Let me see,,,,, what could keep a pube's attention for a while,,,, we would have to set something before them they want RIGHT NOW! and make them wait with grand anticipation and expectation,,,, hmmmmmm

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Kremlin has sent message we will STILL be waiting for rendevous by victorious pan-Sovietski empire forces at assigned location, holding off infiltration of Amerikanski forces of Hope, Demokracy, and boring pilsner until victorious Soviet Army arrives from Moskva to resupply Kvass, Vodka, Beluga Caviar, and Pickled-herring Blini... And opposing forces of Anti-ticket Anti-socialists.

For even with evil capitalism of Amerikanski forces, there is an enema, er, enemy far worse... that of the "I didn't get a ticket so I'm just not going" whiner. In this battle, even we, the forces of doom, would stand in uneasy alliance with evil champions of Demokracy and Martinis, Amerikanski Kamp,

[pink]

How about in recognition of the hysteria we are currently witnessing over the lottery and the Fertility theme, we have a camp called Hysterical Hormone Camp. It's a camp where everyone acts like a pubescent virgin going nuts over lack of instant gratification as we make them wait a due course of time for a happy ending of virile bliss.

Let me see,,,,, what could keep a pube's attention for a while,,,, we would have to set something before them they want RIGHT NOW! and make them wait with grand anticipation and expectation,,,, hmmmmmm

Or we could just wrap 'em in Saran Wrap & let 'em suffer.....