THE SWISH EMBASSY - Divas, Drag Queens, and the Damned

[theCryptofishist]

I think that's a Billion Bunnies...

[theCryptofishist]

Perhaps there was an unconscious realization of this unreality in Elizabeth's almost compulsive fondness for masquerades. Things were not what they seemed in the Elizabethan court. Cryptic maxim, fables, and acrostics had already established themselves at the Tsar's court; and ever since 1735 there had been a special chair of allegory in the Academy of Sciences. Elizabeth's coronation had been celebrated by to examples of allegorical ballet, her favorite form of theatrical entertainment. Increasingly during her reign, she sponsored not only masked balls of various sorts by a particular type known as a "metamorphosis" wherein men came disguised as women and vice versa.

[theCryptofishist]

[img=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_of_Russia]BTW, this is the Elizabeth meant.[/img]

[theCryptofishist]

I meant:

BTW, this is the Elizabeth meant.

[knowmad]

I'm so down with this Idea. I've got an abfab gitup, some awsome new drag princess outfits. and a few other Ideas, am looking for the FB page and yall should hear from me there soon.

[Nicole Hyde]

You found us! Welcome aboard, sugar...

[jkisha]

OK my drag Queen name is "Eva Distruction"
I kinda like it.


Does it count if I used a pseudo-name?

[ygmir]

mines "Shanda Lier"

[Nicole Hyde]

OK my drag Queen name is "Eva Distruction"
I kinda like it.


Does it count if I used a pseudo-name?

Of course it does! I think I spend more time wearing my pseudo-names than my "real" one...

Wear "Eva Destruction" proudly!

[theCryptofishist]

I think Tess Testosterone can beat up Eva Destruction.

Am I doing this right. We are supposed to carry bricks in our evening bags so we can hit cops on the head during riots, right?

[jkisha]

I think Tess Testosterone can beat up Eva Destruction.

Am I doing this right. We are supposed to carry bricks in our evening bags so we can hit cops on the head during riots, right?

LOL Tess Tosterone! I love it.

[moonrise]

I think Tess Testosterone can beat up Eva Destruction.

Am I doing this right. We are supposed to carry bricks in our evening bags so we can hit cops on the head during riots, right?

That's hilarious!

I always liked Dick Tracy or Speed Racer.

Hippy Dippy Superman would be fun...think of how he's let himself go.

[knowmad]

Drag name came out,
Doozie Woozie
but after sundown it's Boozie Floozie!

But a good anagram of it is
Zoo Zoo de Wiie

[Nicole Hyde]

LOL - Nothing like someone that can take something "good" and turn it into "awesome". Nice

[Nicole Hyde]

I guess with all the drama going on over in the tickets threads, things are on hold for a bit...

So apparently we're starting the entertainment section of the program a little early.

Something Trojan sent to pass along:

[Nicole Hyde]

I gotta say that I'm delighted by the numbers of people seeking to be included in our Swish Embassy facebook page... Thanks!

Here's a few that eplayans would know:

[jkisha]

Damn, those are great! Glad we'll be having such a big group of celebrities camping in our midst. Hope the extra security doesn't effect the event too badly.
Will they have to get their tickets through the lottery or will there be some sort of special dispensation for them?

[tamarakay]

I'm Madam Ovary or Sherripop Pie. I guess I could take votes, but I'm leaning towards Sherripop Pie

[Nicole Hyde]

tamarakay - I'm behind Sherripop Pie all the way!

jkisha - I'm afraid no one is going to get around the lottery but on the bright side, not to worry about the security forces. The Swish Embassy is surrounded by M.A.S.H. 4207th, Apokiliptika, and the dreaded PlayaWaste Raiders...and I hear they're going to be pretty damned glam, too!

Here are a few more sign-ups:







So yeah, a nice international crowd.

[moonrise]

Mine is "Anita Cocktail"

Will there be a gender blender in this night club?

[Nicole Hyde]

LOL - the whole club will be one gigantic, pulsing, churning, hi-speed Gender Blender...

[Nick Collide]

...unless you mean Are we going to be making frappes out of human sexual organs and then....umm...no.

You might want to try across the street for that - I have no idea of the level of depravity the Raiders are capable of (mostly because I have never played Fallout. Seriously I have no idea... ).

[Nicole Hyde]

ugh. Phucking Philistine...

By the way, D Duck called.

Pissed.

Equal opportunity:

[Nick Collide]

So yeah, that would be Donald...not Desert...Duck. Although...

[Nicole Hyde]

Soooo... We were talking about Superheroes night.

Here are a few ideas to get your creative juices flowing

Aquagirl


Punishera


Gambitta


Boob'a Fett


Hell Girl


Even more here: http://www.interestingspree.com/crossdressing-superheroes/

[Nicole Hyde]

Fertility 2.0 - Sex without reproduction...

Huh.

Well, hell, I think we can do something with that...

[Nicole Hyde]

Probably not particularly safe for work

[Nick Collide]

"Now listen up, darling.
It's not *all* about you.
You ought to try thinking about someone else.
Like us.
And we're having a party.
So get off your throne.
Come join us.
It's not all that fucking difficult."

Hm. Words to live by...darling...

[Nicole Hyde]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!

Here is a little help with the turkey if you need it...a healthy stuffing recipe for all you foodies! Broken down into bite-sized pieces:

[Nicole Hyde]

Something from my friend Alyssa to end this page on a high note... : )