APOKILIPTIKA 2012

[JDCookMS]

Haha, nice. ...I am seriously considering asking them if they would take on some birgins (not sparkleponies, birgins). I honestly love the theme of this camp, it's amazing... plus, I can think of so many things I could do with this theme.... the dome covered in camonetting, search lights up top (LED/solar powered, of course), some propaganda posters.... oh yeah.

[theCryptofishist]

I love these cartoons. Especially #s 2 and 3.

[JDCookMS]

Those are really good. I don't know why, but all of those old propaganda posters/movies are all really interesting. I especially love the gigantic soviet pliers that seem to come out of nowhere in several ones.

[theCryptofishist]

I love the depiction of Hitler/nazis. That one in the skirt with the teeth curving up from the lower jaw is so far from our demonisation techniques as to be quite amazing.

[Ugly Dougly]

[theCryptofishist]

As newly appointed Kommisar of Induktion Recruitment, I am available to make sure that all members of the board will be forced into slave labor that persons having questions about Apokaliptika may ask me.

[MisaBlue]

[Bay Bridge Sue]

To Quote Komrade Kreigskommondant Kommissar Cryptofishist - now that tikkets have been processed, is time for ROLL KALL!

ALL Loyal and Stalwart Apokiliptikans, Minions of Fist of Doom, Corps-Kommandos of Apokistapo and Interrogatrix Auxiliary, and Da, Fearfully participatpry Burgins who shall to wish to be part of Revolution of Doom who have tickets please to check in. We shall to need COUNT for planning for Indoctrination and Innoculation Centre, Front-Line Frontage Estimations, Kamp Tax Kollektor purpose, space considerations for Annihilation Facility and Mass-Grave playa displacement permittage, and Missile Installation Layouts and Targeting Points.

Please to send particulars to either Komrade Kreigskommandant Kommissar CryptoFishist or this office of Dictatorial Affairs for detonators and details. We will be sending out offocial pronouoncement... shortly.

We shall turn the PLAYA into a DESERT for 2012, for it is said - The Mayans ain't Lyin'

For the Workers and Burners Proletariat, and in memory of Fist of Doom...
MARSHALL BB SUE, Dictatoress, Apokiliptik Empire

[ygmir]

*looking for screen wipes*

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Spasibo! Now I have to pick self up off of floor and mop up the coffee...

[theCryptofishist]

No, Komrade Sue! Konspirist/Agitator ygmir will be taken to gulag for reeducation. Then he will clean up his own mess, just as his mother intended!

[Bay Bridge Sue]

With thought of Yggy in Gulag for "re-education"... I would to have take liberties and return as Interrogatrix... Mmmm....

[Major Krash]

With thought of Yggy in Gulag for "re-education"... I would to have take liberties and return as Interrogatrix... Mmmm....

the horror of it all....but essential and in the end, unavoidable.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

"We will not harm you," one of the interrogatrixes said. " Here is medicine for your hurts. At first, it will sting, as all good medicines will, but soon it will take away all your pain. And here is some wine to drink."

A couple of agents approached, making a great show of pouring the wine (while concealing the roofies placed within) and applying ointment; under cover of this "ointment" (provided by one Doctor Leary) they jabbed each victim with a hypodermic needle, and then guided them to a seat under a lamp, and as they talked sweetly to their victims, another agent softly placed the leather bindings and restraints around their arms and legs, immobilizing them. The interrogatrix walked over, flashlight in one hand and cattle prod in the other, and said softly...

"Now, my dear, you will tell us everything we wish to know..."





(Very, VERY huge tip of the hat to H. B. Piper...)

[Killbuck]

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[Simon of the Playa]

we have your VIP tipi all ready. fully stocked with hookers, blow and glitter bombs.

[nilasnake]

good one!!! doom to all

[Killbuck]

[Killbuck]

and of course a good meal to go with it...

[theCryptofishist]

foxfur's going to love those sandwiches...

[Major Krash]

and of course a good meal to go with it...

No wonder ticket sales went through the sky this year...

[Bay Bridge Sue]

IIs interesting, how those "ribbon slices" look kinda sorta little like... thick... juicy... sizzling... steamy... luscious... mouth watering... hot off griddle...

(we shall to pause broadcast for moment of orgasmic interlude...)

BACON!!!

[Bay Bridge Sue]

OFFICIAL APOKILIPTIKA NOTICE:

I will need for BORG estimates... who is planning on going, or at least has at least a 1.3% chance of being in Apok this year??

Please to let know ASAP... Spasibo!

[theCryptofishist]

Comrade General Secretary, I hope to serve the people this year.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Komrade Politikal Kommissar, We shall continue to expect your unending sacrificial sacrifice to bring end of everything to successful beginning.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

[theCryptofishist]

Your work, Roberto?

[Roberto Dobbisano]

oh HELL no.


but i would like to find out who did.


we have ways.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Vee are Impressed... Danke!

[Bay Bridge Sue]

KOMRADES -

TONIGHT IS OFFICIAL MEETING WITH BMOrg AT NEW GULAG AND PARTY FACILITY, OCCUPIED CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO, EASTERN PACIFIC DEFENSIVE ZONE, OVERARCHING DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA.

MEETING WILL BE ATTENDED IN PERSON BY APOKILIPTIKA MINISTER OF STATE, AND WILL BE FOLLOWED ON-LINE BY MEMBERS OF APOKILIPTIKA POLITBURO.

WE WILL TO BE SENDING POST-MEETING MISSIVE TO MEMBERSHIP VIA USUAL SEKURED CHANNELS POST MEETING, TO ADVISE OF ISSUES PERTAINING TO BMOrg ATTEMPTS TO FORESTALL DOOM, INHIBIT REVOLUTIONARY ACTIVITIES, AS WELL AS ISSUES IMMINENT OF OPERATIONAL NATURE SUCH AS HQ LAYOUT, KAMP TAXES, ETC. ETC. ETC.

IF YOU ARE TO WISH TO PARTICIPATE, WISH TO JOIN LEGIONS OF APOKILIPTIK STORMSTOOPERS, OR TO GAIN INFORMATION TO LEGIONS OF PEOPLE'S CONDEMNED POLITBURO, AND DO NYET HAVE ACCESS TO SEKURED KOMMUNIKATIONS, PLEASE TO SEND KOMMUNIQUE VIA PRIME MINISTERIAL (PM) SYSTEM AT EARLIEST POSSIBILITY.

FOR PEOPLES REVOLUTIONARY POLITBURO,

BB SUE, FIST OF FATE AND DESPOTIC SUCCESSOR TO HIS PRINCE OF PANZERS, KILLBUCK I

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THE CHAIR IS READY
YOUR CONFESSION IMMINENT.

THE ONLY THING TO FEAR...

YOUR OPENED MIND.


JOIN THE CELEBRATION
SPREAD THE ANNHILIATION.


YOUR FATE AWAITS.
THE DESPOTIC SUCCESSOR BECKONS.

YOU WILL COME FORTH...

TO SUBMIT.