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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Elorrum » Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:30 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Is approved for whisking away counterantirevolutionaries, Stirring up discontent, and Whipping the enemy into submission, not to mention Beating fluffy bunny Sparkleponiests to playa supremacy and folding propoganda into the current story line.

We are looking at bulk interrogatree processing devices as well...

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(Please to note convenient meat grinder attachment on front - is said to cost arm and leg... heh heh heh...)

Sweet Hobart, most revered culinary implement. I also wish this for maximum cleansing, and water methods of gathering most necessary information. It isn't decadent luxury if it serves the needs of many expeditiously.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:48 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:(Please to note convenient meat grinder attachment on front - is said to cost arm and leg... heh heh heh...)

So, um, I hate to be crass and all...

but....


when are you going to pay me back?
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:09 am

how about some free tickets to everyone's favorite theme park...
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Elorrum » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:35 am

Major, I salute you. Iss pairrrfect.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:06 pm

Look for our Mutant Vehicle (or just follow the explosions...)
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:49 pm

Ah. Is tank that rolled into Berlin in 1945, to end the Great Patriotic War!
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:18 pm

rommel is alive and well and working in the music biz.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Bin Noddin » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:53 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:(Please to note convenient meat grinder attachment on front - is said to cost arm and leg... heh heh heh...)

So, um, I hate to be crass and all...

but....


when are you going to pay me back?


UKkk Ukkk UKkk . . . now you've got me wondering about those burgers Killbuck served on Tuesday. Need to go in for a major brain-cleanse. UKkk
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Bay Bridge Sue » Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:04 pm

Shhh... Remember, Soylent Corporation got start supplying pink slime to Fast Food Burger Joints... From there, was short hop to long pork sandwiches... The infamous Hand and Cheese on Rye...

Gives new meaning to term "rump roast"...
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Elorrum » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:31 pm

When asked if he was enjoying his meal, most elevated comrade replied, "I'm having a ball."
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby pizzamancer » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:44 am

Elorrum wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:

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Add a dough hook to that thing, and we are in business
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:49 am

not to worry - Apokaburgers come from finest sources
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:54 am

Apokiliptika Labs presents our newest program to help the Birgins with their Interactivity this year....
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:03 am

some News about our friends from Norway, and what they have been up to during their absence...
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Elorrum » Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:35 am

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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Bay Bridge Sue » Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:37 pm

pizzamancer wrote:
Elorrum wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:

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Add a dough hook to that thing, and we are in business


Is yeast we can do for you, Comrade... You should to see what we can do with Paddle...

((breaking character - a close and cute friend in our old bakery shattered his hand on a 40 quart and a paddle. He was out for months, and his hand never worked right again. He's lucky he still had one the way it hit. Is why now they mandate using cages on them... tho they are pain in soviet butt.))
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:02 am

Birgin Tip #628; Be sure to bring the correct make-up...
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:28 am

Right make up iz not "safe, harmless, washable", tovorich.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:38 pm

make up is safe and harmless.....solvents required to wash it off may or may not be
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:47 pm

for those with nothing to do before the man burns....
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:09 pm

Elorrum wrote:Sweet Hobart, most revered culinary implement. I also wish this for maximum cleansing, and water methods of gathering most necessary information. It isn't decadent luxury if it serves the needs of many expeditiously.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:47 pm

Dooming Couples since 2004.....
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby bentang » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:25 pm

APOKILIPTIKA is recruiting for new cannon fodder. All Birgins, Ex-Military, and BDSMers welcome to add their blood type to our waves of Playa storm troopers.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:34 pm

I hope I don't have to have legs that look that good to join...
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:10 pm

Are you sure they're not from BDC? Are you stealing our prisoners for your own use?! STOP THAT!
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Bay Bridge Sue » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:44 pm

One cannot steal VOLUNTEERS, Comrade. heh heh heh...

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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:14 am

Bacon and Apokiliptika.....dreams come true
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:39 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I hope I don't have to have legs that look that good to join...

That's a lot of legs, surely they won't miss a couple?
(Actually, I don't think those gals are military; they're all looking in different directions...)
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:58 pm

Radio Apokiliptika 99.9 FM
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Major Krash » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:29 pm

Kids, start your training today!
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