After a few G&Ts and aimless web browsing, I am astounded to learn that world record for a bikini parade is only 450. WTF!
http://news.yahoo.com/minn-bikini-parade-falls-far-short-record-225721233.html
(what's up with Minnesota by the way. 38? Sheesh!)
Back Home on the playa, we should be able to beat that without breaking a sweat. Who's up for it? Men, women, and others are all invited! The only drag is we probably have to get the Guiness world record guy a ticket...
