The Punjabi Dating Game

[Dr. Pyro]

The Punjabi Dating Game is a spinoff from the old Dating Game, that really awful game show from the '70's. It will be held Friday evening from 7:30 until 8:30. Ninzy, from Barbie Death Village, is the lovely bachelorette and we are looking for no fewer than three single Punjabi bachelors (she lives in London so you don't actually have to reside in India) to be our contestants. The contest will be held on the deep playa, complete with Burning Man-approved fireworks during and after the event. Then the lucky winner will accompany Ninzy in the Barbie Mobile Whorehouse to The Wall Street Burn where the lucky couple will be given laminents that will allow them to be part of the Inner Circle of the TWSB, be toasted with champagne, and afterwords head back to Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro to continue their date! A splendid time is guaranteed for all. Let us know through this forum if you would like to be part of this beautiful event. And we really do need Punjabi bachelors, and if they happen to be perhaps a doctor, so much the better.

[junglesmacks]

[..]Then the lucky winner will accompany Ninzy in the Barbie Mobile Whorehouse to The Wall Street Burn where the lucky couple will be given laminents that will allow them to be part of the Inner Circle of the TWSB, be toasted with champagne, and afterwords head back to Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro to continue their date![..]

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[Dr. Pyro]

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I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!

[ygmir]

Ted Danson knew what to do................

[felony]

Hard to believe there are no bachelors out there....Ninzy is a lovely bachelorette with a killer accent-curvy in all the right places with a dazzling smile. Is there really no-one game for the game?

[ygmir]

Hard to believe there are no bachelors out there....Ninzy is a lovely bachelorette with a killer accent-curvy in all the right places with a dazzling smile. Is there really no-one game for the game?

I think the qualifications have narrowed the field quite a bit, Felony. but the word might get out.

[mgb327]

I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....

[felony]

mgb327- Please stop by Barbie Death Camp early in the week and talk to doc or myself. Ideally the contestants would be Indian- but the Playa does not always provide and we improvise. It's a game. Maybe what she is really looking for is someone of Danish descent. We'll soon see.

[C187]

junglesmacks - I <3 you

Doc - If only more people from that part of the world would make it onto the playa. If only.. if only..
Hopefully you guys will find a few able body men for her to play with.

[mgb327]

mgb327- Please stop by Barbie Death Camp early in the week and talk to doc or myself. Ideally the contestants would be Indian- but the Playa does not always provide and we improvise. It's a game. Maybe what she is really looking for is someone of Danish descent. We'll soon see.

Thanks Felony. I will mention it to Doc....might be interesting. I could impress her with my culinary skills...or sumpin'. *working on my call-center accent*

[wh..sh]

*working on my call-center accent*

errrr... Ninzy lives in England and I doubt she has an Indian accent.
Make sure you don't lose points over "call-center" jokes. You could practice Bollywood dance instead

[mgb327]

*working on my call-center accent*

errrr... Ninzy lives in England and I doubt she has an Indian accent.
Make sure you don't lose points over "call-center" jokes. You could practice Bollywood dance instead

This I understand, but the male contestants are supposed to be of Punjabi descent, hence the "accent" comment. I got the Bollywood dance down.....

[C187]

I got the Bollywood dance down.....

But do you have the minimum required amount of backup dancers?

[ygmir]

I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....

hey, me too! Dane, and not a doctor...........

*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*

[wh..sh]

I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....

hey, me too! Dane, and not a doctor...........

*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*

Hey, me too! Dane Dame and not a doctor...

[catinthefunnyhat]

*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*

Oooh... I see you bring some special qualifications to the game.
Now let's see you take that act downstage.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

i hear this guy is going to be on playa this year...

[Turtleburp]

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I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!

Okay I'll take one for the team...

Since I'm not punjabi it will require a serious spray tan and my very very best accent.

I'm sure no one will be upset at all!

[ygmir]

*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*

Oooh... I see you bring some special qualifications to the game.
Now let's see you take that act downstage.

*double twisting half gainer off diving board*

[wh..sh]

I remember these guys from the "Intro" thread. Check with these guys maybe?

[seantildawn]

I am not Punjabi but I will have a Jhal Muri cart to bring.

[pink]

I'm going to send this link to our lovely bartender. He might be up for it, and he IS from India!

[Dr. Pyro]

And remember, the winner will get a lanyard that gets them into the "inner circle" of the Burn Wall Street burn that evening. That in and of itself is reason enough to enter. Oh, and Ninzy's pretty hot as well. Too bad I can't enter much less win.

[ygmir]

And remember, the winner will get a lanyard that gets them into the "inner circle" of the Burn Wall Street burn that evening. That in and of itself is reason enough to enter. Oh, and Ninzy's pretty hot as well. Too bad I can't enter much less win.

*runs out to get shoe polish*

[BoyScoutGirl]

Hold the phone - Doc Pyro's a lady?

But - but - mustache!

[ygmir]

Hold the phone - Doc Pyro's a lady?

But - but - mustache!

[Pippi]

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I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!

I'm on it Doc! I'm from CouchBurnersCamp (couchsurfing) who has a large international community. AND! I believe we have a few lovely lads coming from India.

Un Momento....

[gyre]

When someone compliments your english as in ...

"You speak english very well."'

The proper response is:

"So do you."

[tigertiger]

well not a Punjabi, but am an Indian from India who has been coming to burn for last 5 years. I am the bartender at camp retrofrolic at 730 and D. Do let me know If can be of help to you guy. Miss pink told me about you guys so I thought I would say Hi

[gyre]

If not Punjabi, what are you?