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WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:22 am

you....Eye Candy.


us.....Godzilla Sound Camp from Hell


please post your best, hottest, sexiest sparkliest photos here to be considered for our corral.


DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

tickets, airfare, food, water, liquor, drugs, cosmetics, clothing, jewelry and all accomodations provided
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby H.G.Crosby » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:44 am

NOW we know the REAL reason there are so MANY hotties at BURNING MAN!!!!




because this is a standard contract.


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the day some Hottie buys MY Ticket, pays for My airfare, food, drugs, clothing, shelter, and accessories is the day you can tell me to shut the fuck up, and i will.


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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:45 am

YOU SEE!!!!



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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby EspressoDude » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:23 pm

Simon...you better put your eyes on their driver license( if they are old enough to have one of those ) and check their age...no cradle robbing..
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:33 pm

hey, we're dirty old men, not criminals....


ok, wait...


we're criminals and dirty old men, not Pederasts...
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby illy dilly » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:46 pm

EspressoDude wrote:Simon...you better put your eyes on their driver license( if they are old enough to have one of those ) and check their age...no cradle robbing..

I figured since they were drunk, legally they have to be 21!
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby Elliot » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:24 pm

illy dilly wrote:I figured since they were drunk, legally they have to be 21!

I'm a Dirty Old Man and I approve of this logic. :P
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:50 pm

The idea of any of those girls behind the wheel scares me...
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby mgb327 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:16 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:The idea of any of those girls behind the wheel scares me...

That's why they should be kept in the back seat...where they belong.
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:36 pm

i like how this thread is devolving.
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:11 am

illy dilly wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:Simon...you better put your eyes on their driver license( if they are old enough to have one of those ) and check their age...no cradle robbing..

I figured since they were drunk, legally they have to be 21!


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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby ygmir » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:22 am

mgb327 wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:The idea of any of those girls behind the wheel scares me...

That's why they should be kept in the back seat...where they belong.

oh, I don't know, front passenger seat, on a long drive is nice...........
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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby BBadger » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:36 am

OLD ENOUGH TO BURN, OLD ENOUGH TO EARN*!


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Re: WANTED: EYE CANDY FOR MAJOR THEME CAMP

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:07 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i like how this thread is devolving.


"De-volving"? From what, may I ask? :D
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