Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

BECAUSE HE CAN....

[Simon of the Playa]

it's like nixon going to Thailand.

[H.G.Crosby]

one size fits all.

[ygmir]

hey!!

[oneeyeddick]

Like I need a strap on!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

dont be a hater!!!

Be A Participater!!!

[junglesmacks]

..and then that happened.

[lemur]

This is a great idea.

I wear a strap on dildo wherever i go, including the grocery store.. people react very strongly, and for the better.. I call it My Dick.

i have seen people turned around and its all because of My Dick.

now, you might say that receiving a cheap peace of plastic made in china by 5 year olds couldnt be responsible for turning people around... but ive seen it for myself.

now that I am a Life Coach to nearly all of the people I touch with My Dick I can say that people are really opening up to me... they are realizing how deep my teachings can go.

Simply put.. My Dick has changed my life. My Dick has become the ultimate expression of all the things I have learned at burning man.


THEY NEED MY DICK, THE "Normals", the "Others", everyone who hasn't had a chance to touch one in person beams with joy when they experience it.

My Dick inspires them.

They experience a little bit of the Best of the Playa when I pull my dick out and hand it to them.

They fuckin squeal, they laugh, they giggle and CAN NEVER BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE IS GIVING THEM HAPPINESS FOR FREE.

If everyone got to experience My Dick i think the world would be better off.

I applaud you for daring to bring such a void filling project to the playa.

[Simon of the Playa]

im still working on the vacuum packing....i think i can fit all 55,000 into a c-130 and drop ship (literally) it onto center camp as to avoid any REAL casualties...

[Drawingablank]

Fuck you guys!

Now my monitor is covered with coffee.

[lemur]

Fuck you guys!

you and everyone else at burning man will have the chance once they get their hands on a strap on.

[Simon of the Playa]

i suppose it's MAN-datory then, huh...

[burner von braun]

Code name: Manna

[Canoe]

So, how far do these roll in the wind if they get free of the strap?

You wouldn't get many volunteers to go around picking up strays, or would you?

[Nipple]

I'm going to put a cock ring on mine to keep it from getting blown... away.

[theCryptofishist]

I'll let mine have a tether--and the illusion of freedom.

[theCryptofishist]

[oneeyeddick]

[bubbavic]

Will any of the strap-ons be clear or translucent? I'd like a way to light mine up for evening activities. You know...because no one likes a darkwad dildo.




Edit: hmmm, 55,000 Glowing Strap-Ons on parade...now that's something I can get behind!

[Clar-i-ty]

Now this is how you change to world. One strap-on at a time. Imagine it. A world where everyone has a strap-on: The end of sexism because everyone has a dick and everyone realizes that they too can be a bottom. Suddenly the world is a more peaceful place because empathy is easier when everyone has the opportunity to take it like a champ. Yes. We can save the world. Bring on the dildos!

[Simon of the Playa]

I'll be on the Tyra show next week, tune in!!

[lucky420]

IMHO one of the best/funniest threads ever...

[Savannah]

I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.

[weather man]

I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.

So you'll need THREE in total, and two are gonna be POOP (Penis Out Of Place)

[Bob]

Tricky Dick, meet Droopy Geoduck.

[theCryptofishist]

[H.G.Crosby]

I tested it this morning, even in a STIFF 30 mph wind, the strap on in question neither took flight nor did it fit through a standard perimeter fence.


I guess we're good to go.

[Canoe]

... the strap on in question neither took flight nor did it fit through a standard perimeter fence ...

You're not trying hard enough.

[theCryptofishist]

[quote="bubbavic"]Edit: hmmm, 55,000 Glowing Strap-Ons on parade...now that's something I can get behind!
[quote]
Can they get behind you?

[ygmir]

I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.

*swoon*