Underwear

[Jackass]

"Oh, my bad! Are those MY ass hairs next to your pillow on your favorite afternoon chill couch?"...my bad bro

[ygmir]

"Oh, my bad! Are those MY ass hairs next to your pillow on your favorite afternoon chill couch?"...my bad bro

screen wipes please.........damn, brandy out the nose burns......thanks Jackass!!!
hahahaa

[LAbatman]

If it weren't for the fact that you can't attend this year due to spending your child's food, clothing, and health care money on a 40ft RV and getting slammed by the judge for it, I would LOVE to see you say that to Smashy's face, LOVE IT!!!
God would that be satisfying.
I'd love to see you snivel your way out of that one.
You're one shitass that really doesn't deserve to be out there.

Take it easy, Shitty.

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I have a STEP Ticket = I'm going. And watch your mouth about my kids, that kind of talk can REALLY get you in TROUBLE

[Eric]

Everyone is on the playa in just over a week.

Y'alls need to take some chill pills & settle down.

[pizzamancer]

I have a STEP Ticket = I'm going. And watch your mouth about my kids, that kind of talk can REALLY get you in TROUBLE

Maybe you misread that. He wasn't talking about your kids. He was talking about you, and how you spent your money on an RV instead of providing for them.


Either way:

[CapSmashy]

It's that kind of talk "shit covered ass" that starts physical confrontations and I seriously doubt you would say that to my face

Wait, wait, wait... let me put on my scared face...

*eeeng* *eeeeeeeeeng* *eeeeeeeeeeeeeng*

Nope. Can not summon my scared face.

If your shit covered ass shows up in my camp and tries to sit on my stuff, I will GLEEFULLY say "Get your shit covered naked ass out of my camp." I will also GLEEFULLY stomp a mudhole right through your shit covered ass if you "get in my face" in the confines of my camp over proper decorum regarding your shit covered ass being near any of my stuff.

You can either choose to adopt the concept of common fucking decency regarding your shit covered ass and other people's stuff on your own or it can be taught to you in a very immediate and expeditious manner.

If you really want to dance about this, I am not a hard person to find on the playa.

[Drawingablank]

Damn, where's the like button!

[Bob]

Fight. Fight. Soccer field at 3:30.

[Foxfur]

Fight. Fight. Soccer field at 3:30.

[Jackass]

A bird, a plane?

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[Ugly Dougly]

Yeah, we don't call him Capt. Smashy for shits and giggles.

Be a good burner. Bring a little damn towel with you.

[CapSmashy]

Fight. Fight. Raiderball field at 3:30.

Fixed.

[justfred]

When you need big girl panties, Lane Bryant (Cacique) is a great choice. Don't buy anything there that isn't on sale, and when they ask "what size does your wife wear", tell them "hell if I know, these are for me!"

[pizzamancer]

Fight. Fight. Raiderball field at 3:30.

Fixed.

Isn't Raiderball field at 4:30?

[Foxfur]

Fight. Fight. Raiderball field at 3:30.

Fixed.

Isn't Raiderball field at 4:30?

No worries, Pizza.
Smashy will have 59 minutes and 57 seconds to rest before the game.

[LAbatman]

It's that kind of talk "shit covered ass" that starts physical confrontations and I seriously doubt you would say that to my face

Wait, wait, wait... let me put on my scared face...

*eeeng* *eeeeeeeeeng* *eeeeeeeeeeeeeng*

Nope. Can not summon my scared face.

If your shit covered ass shows up in my camp and tries to sit on my stuff, I will GLEEFULLY say "Get your shit covered naked ass out of my camp." I will also GLEEFULLY stomp a mudhole right through your shit covered ass if you "get in my face" in the confines of my camp over proper decorum regarding your shit covered ass being near any of my stuff.

You can either choose to adopt the concept of common fucking decency regarding your shit covered ass and other people's stuff on your own or it can be taught to you in a very immediate and expeditious manner.

If you really want to dance about this, I am not a hard person to find on the playa.

Where are you camping at? Lets talk

[Foxfur]

First it was fighting, now it's talking.
I'm waiting for the sniveling...
Tick, tick, tick...

How long have you been burning?

[LAbatman]

Way too many whining B**TCHES on here, to all ya B*TCHES you can go back discussing your FAVORITE underwear and how not to get your PANTIES dirty even though we're going to be in the MIDDLE OF THE DESERT - Hello??? How dumb can people be.

It's these kind of retards that screwed up BM and turned it into some kind of cross between a Yuppie get together and a RV show. The only good news is the people on here ARE the 1% and MAYBE spend a little too much time dorking around on here

[Lonesomebri]

Buddy, pal, you're getting way more loving here than you get at home.........you know......from the wife and kid.

[ygmir]

labatman.........lobatman.........lobotman..........lobotoman...............lobotomen........lobotomy..........

natural progression?

funnin ya!! but jeeze lighten up!! just because people, ask for civility and manners, as regards their own private proprety........no reason to get your "taint" hair all bunched up.

[Ratty]

Men don't fight anything like girls. Any self-respecting vagina would have pulled her backwards out of a chair, by her hair and stomped on her face till some man pulled me off cause he couldn't stand the screaming and the blood and as the paramedics tried to treat her I got in some crucial kicks and then when I bit the cop he lost his hold and I broke 2 toes breaking three of her ribs, (I hope one punctured a lung), and......... Ooops. Sorry. Old story. I feel better now. Anyone have a Marlboro?

[FIGJAM]

AND THE NEW WORLD CHAMPEEN......................RAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Foxfur]

I just got a love letter (that's how it reads anyway) from LAbatman! YAY!

Even though it's a breach of etiquette, I'll share it because I love y'all so much

(He forgot the Dear Foxfur part but I can forgive that...)
"When I was in the pen (Salinas Valley) we had boys like you working for us sucking dick.
You wouldn't last a day where I have been.
I suggest you be more respectful"

Sweet, huh?

Sir, I am a man.
Boys are those who cannot control their behavior or impulses and end up in prison.
I'd kinda like to know what you were in for. My money is on some sort of violent crime like punching someone who refused to agree with you.

Hmm, I wonder if your homophobia might stem from having those boys administering oral pleasures for you. The mop you put on their heads does not negate their masculinity...

I am positive you'd not last a day where I have been: Uncle Sam's Combat Country Club.
We had zero time for shitbirds. All they did was get us in trouble with their strutting, preening, posturing, and other facades for concealing their insecurities.

Respect is a mutual proposition. You've shown none for yourself, us, or those whom you should respect first and foremost.

You, sir, are a disgrace to the Ten Principles.

Your friend,
Foxfur

P.S.
There's no percentage in waltzing into a place and insulting what is for all intents and purposes a family. You've gained nothing.

[CapSmashy]

I r disappoint. I did not get a love letter.

I guess the part about Salinas Valley is supposed to encourage you to locate and put on your scared face.



I've been putting societal rejects in similar accommodations for the past 25 years.

Ask me how many fucks I give.

Here's a hint.

[CapSmashy]

Where are you camping at? Lets talk

As stated earlier, I am not a hard man to find on the playa. There's a box next to this post that pretty much tells you everything you need to know.

I can whip out an MS paint sketch for you if you are still not capable of figuring it out.

[theCryptofishist]

I just got a love letter (that's how it reads anyway) from LAbatman! YAY!

Even though it's a breach of etiquette, I'll share it because I love y'all so much

I know I'm a particularly prickly fish, but I think the first unasked for pm, especially when it's a threat, is fair game for sharing. Widely. That's just taking the bullying outside of where anyone can see/intervene.

I gotta think that he was the one on his knees. Now he running away from his past and projecting the parts he ashamed of on others.

[CapSmashy]

Men don't fight anything like girls. Any self-respecting vagina would have pulled her backwards out of a chair, by her hair and stomped on her face till some man pulled me off cause he couldn't stand the screaming and the blood and as the paramedics tried to treat her I got in some crucial kicks and then when I bit the cop he lost his hold and I broke 2 toes breaking three of her ribs, (I hope one punctured a lung), and......... Ooops. Sorry. Old story. I feel better now. Anyone have a Marlboro?

*lights a Red for Ratty*

Cold PBR?

[CapSmashy]

Aw man, someone went and whipped out the banstick.

[Ratty]

Hey. I'm from East L.A. What does this mean? "*lights a Red for Ratty* Cold PBR?" I sure hope there's not someone's ass I have to kick. (After all. I just turned 60 and have to be in bed by 9.)

[Foxfur]

Aw man, someone went and whipped out the banstick.

His profile doesn't exist anymore. Does this mean he quit or is it that he was quitted?

I hope he shows up for the MnG...
We could pass him around in the back of Doc's RV!