Nudity Banned in BRC?!?!?! Rumor or Possible Truth?

[Savannah]

And an orange square. Quite fashionable indeed.

Alas, Photobucket deletes "anatomically correct" pictures. Thus I had to add the "digital loin cloth".

And "Digital Loin Cloth" shall be the name of my new band . . .

[Elliot]

And "Digital Loin Cloth" shall be the name of my new band . . .

You will pay royalties to Dave Barry, right?

[Playa+Tom]

If you saw me naked you would be in favor of a ban on nudity.

[Elliot]

If you saw me naked you would be in favor of a ban on nudity.

Off to the gym and the nutritionist you go -- you have more than half a year!

[Shambala]

I'm practicing my banned nudity by taking a shower in a raincoat.

[Dr. Pyro]

Sham, I saw you last year during the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl. Wearing a raincoat all of the time wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Just sayin' my friend.

[knowmad]

Sham, I saw you last year during the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl. Wearing a raincoat all of the time wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Just sayin' my friend.

owch!

[Savannah]

And "Digital Loin Cloth" shall be the name of my new band . . .

You will pay royalties to Dave Barry, right?

That bastard owes me 20 bucks!

[Elliot]

What do you mean? He's the one who coined the phrase "...which would be a great name for a rock band."

[Savannah]

Did he? I wasn't copying anyone purposefully; to me it seems like an obvious joke (which is also why I accuse people I've never met of owing me money).

. . . Don't forget to give me back that 50 cents I loaned you; I need to dry a load of whites.

[knowmad]

[Elliot]

Did he? I wasn't copying anyone purposefully; to me it seems like an obvious joke (which is also why I accuse people I've never met of owing me money).

Darn right it's a good line. Carry on!

[Shambala]

Sham, I saw you last year during the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl. Wearing a raincoat all of the time wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Just sayin' my friend.

owch!

Ouch is right. I thought the way that you were looking at me Doc, hard for 5 minutes meant you were impressed.

[knowmad]

Sham, I saw you last year during the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl. Wearing a raincoat all of the time wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Just sayin' my friend.

owch!

Ouch is right. I thought the way that you were looking at me Doc, hard for 5 minutes, meant you were impressed.

on a scale of one to ten how would you rate yourself the proper use of commas?

[C187]

on a scale of one to ten how would you rate yourself the proper use of commas?

I notice them about as often as I give a damn about nude people on the playa or people claiming to have taken an arrow to the knee. Now how quickly can I get the digital loin cloth trademarked and on the market before anyone else? hummm...

[Nipple]

I used to go to Burning Man like you...

But then I took a shirtcocker in the temple.

[Elliot]

Now how quickly can I get the digital loin cloth trademarked and on the market before anyone else? hummm...

Too late. I already have them in mass production.

[Bin Noddin]

EEEEELLLLLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIOOOOTTT!!! Stop, yer killin' me.

[Elliot]

EEEEELLLLLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIOOOOTTT!!! Stop, yer killin' me.

I knew my body was good for something.... Comic relief!

[Dr. Pyro]

Assuming the comic in question is Bizarro.

[wh..sh]

LOL! Elliot, that was good laugh.

Btw, does this digital loin cloth come in standard size?

[junglesmacks]

[Elliot]

LOL! Elliot, that was good laugh.

Btw, does this digital loin cloth come in standard size?

I'm sure it does. But since Photobucket does not allow even a glimpse of "naughty bits", I must wear the Fortune 500 Industrial size.

[SquirrelHead]

And "Digital Loin Cloth" shall be the name of my new band . . .

I would definitely go see a band called "Digital Loin Cloth"! How could you not?

[bubbavic]

LOL! Elliot, that was good laugh.

Btw, does this digital loin cloth come in standard size?

I'm sure it does. But since Photobucket does not allow even a glimpse of "naughty bits", I must wear the Fortune 500 Industrial size.

Which begs the question: How low do they go??

[Simon of the Playa]

THANK GOD!!! ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

[MyDearFriend]

EEEEELLLLLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIOOOOTTT!!! Stop, yer killin' me.

I knew my body was good for something.... Comic relief!

If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

[Elliot]

Simon, the image is too large. It runs off the side of the screen, even at maximum resolution.

MyDearFriend, you have been listening to country music again. Go to your room.








(I'll be right up.)

[Elliot]

Which begs the question: How low do they go??

Not sure what you mean, but if you mean how low on the belly will Photobucket tolerate, I can tell you that I once cropped that picture so just the top few pubic hairs were visible, and they censored that.

On the other hand, I seem to have gotten away with "murder" on this one:

[AntiM]

Got yer nose!?