Hey NOOBZ!! You need a MAILBOX 4 camp!!

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Hey NOOBZ!! You need a MAILBOX 4 camp!!

Postby CitizenRandom » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:54 am

Its a tradition and we serve you with two and now possibly three post offices in which on site message mail created by Burners who wish to contact you may send you MAIL!! OMG!! everybody has a general address- and Our Post offices distribute mail thru out the event. Its a nifty way to pass messages and to get your communication from those whom wish to give you the inside skinny- or send you gifts.

We also can deliver to you mail from outside the playa as well! YES REAL mail from stalkers- and agencys wishing to remind you to pay your default accounts accrewed in defering all your standard income and payable debt - to purchasing all nessary items to submerge yourself in our culture that is Burningman.

Do we pick up your mail? Fucking rarely so get your butt to our center camp and plaza locations and join others in what has been a Playa standard in experiance and a halmark of Initiation.... Annd if selected by our random victems of mail co-ordinator board-
you will be Abducted to FrateniZING with the Postal elite- for recruited training in both delivery and SAFETY on site at the Playa.

So when planing your camp or just planning your pack in- remember the savy item that will set you apart from just ANY Virgin -Noob- or Fledgling Burner- Remember to pack your Camp Mailbox!!! Youll gain the respect of your elders and covet some bitchin mail.

The BRCPO BRCPO International Post and the Pony Excess are the only free desert naked 24 hour mail carriers in the United States
and are authorized under federal consideration to dutifully conduct the handling and canceling of US mail on site and under federal guidlines.
Now GET OFF YOUR LITTLE ASSES AND MAIL SOMETHING!! :D
yours in the flame
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Re: Hey NOOBZ!! You need a MAILBOX 4 camp!!

Postby Ratty » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:32 am

Sounds great!! I love 'Naked News". I usually bring stamps to gift the PO. (I heard it may not happen at all this year). Good luck
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