@ Badger, the idea is to claim a fire ring on San Francisco's Ocean Beach for orphan burners. I will bring some wood and other burnables (SAFE and LEGAL, no plastic!) and a case of beer (cans not botlles) and some random musical instruments and noisemakers and see what develops.
This is an unofficial, leave no trace event.
I can haz fire rings!

Then it gets kinda like this:

The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
- Addison