Towing Vehicle Needed San Jose to Playa & back

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This is the rare opportunity to be elevated to demi-God status in the eyes of an amazing group camping at Transcendent FunKtions. Lifetime Pool pass, libations for days, gourmet meals on the Playa.

We need a back up vehicle that can tow an aproximate weight of 4000lbs. It may be considerably less we are guessing. It's a trailer with our house in it. It's name is 'the Nome'. We have some vehicles that CAN do it but would prefer a V8 or larger powered SUV/Van/Truck. We'll cover gas & massages.

OUr camp has amenites beyond your wildest Playa dreams. Picture a dusty, loud, slightly assembled 5 star Hotel. The big difference is our staff is either naked, drunk, hopped up or on their way to be. Oh yeah and our pool has a non-chemical natural filtration system.

Do the right thing be in San Jose on 8/27 or 8/28 and help us show you some Playa Hostipality.

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he come on we just need a truck, why is this not getting a bunch of hot action?