Opportunity!!! Transport a YETI PIMP from SF to BRC...

[java monkey]

Yes, dear BRC citizens. You read that right.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. We seek only the most extraordinary freakadelic burners for this critical responsibility. Are you up to the task?
The rare and endangered Yeti Pimp, now being held captive in the House of Love, San Francisco, needs to get to the playa by Monday 8-30-04 so he can make ya'll some monster espresso drinks @ center camp cafe bright and early tuesday morning. He can leave the 28th, 29th, or 30th but we prefer to give him time to sew playa costumes over the weekend so he doesn't stress out and go ape shit (I mean yeti shit) thus endangering the bay area with a freak rampage.
The Yeti Pimp travels light (backpack and bag of costumes) and we will share gas expenses and/or driving responsibilities. Return delivery may or may not be necessary. The Yeti Pimp plans to be nomadic on the Playa this year but would love to make friends with you during transport (he doesn't bite... well, actually sometimes he does bite but I promise you'll like it!)

Yeti Pimp Profile:
*Aspiring Iyengar Yoga teacher.
*Beginning bass player and aspiring rock star.
*Has only lived in SF for 3 months.
*Has an active Prospiracy.
*Obsessed with creating an Ecologically Sustainable Psychedelic Permaculture Rave Commune.
*Is mostly harmless.

Please email me if you are interested in this awesome responsibility.

Namaste,
Frankadelic

[java monkey]

Yes, we forgot to mention, Yeti Pimp has a bike that needs to be transported as well. However this is not as crucial as getting our sexy sasquatch of the east himself to the playa.

Namaste,
Frankadelic
frankdeitle@hotmail.com